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Message no. 1
From: "G.F.BURKE" <61940038%TAONODE@*****.CSUOHIO.EDU>
Subject: New paranormals?
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 13:16:00 ET
So does anyone else have any suggestions? Here's a couple more for you
serious gamers:
Before I get into that, isn't there a "munchkin" paranormal? Hmm, that
would be interesting...a munchkin versus a "munchkin." If the one killed the
other, would that be fraticide (the killing of one's kin)?
The Inferno Monkey: casts hellblast...level...who cares, any level is bad.
The Inferno Gerbil: Crawls up the victim's rectum, then casts hellblast
(level whatever).
The Dodo: does absolutely nothing (probably goes extinct, again).
The Red-Neck Wyld Hunt: 4 guys, all-related by blood and marriage, drinking
moon-shine, wearing neon orange jumpsuits, carrying rifles, whoopong and
hollering obscinites, and, well you get the idea. Oh did I mention that
they're spirits? Only a danger if you are a possum or other defenseless
forest creature. Then again, has anyone seen "Deliverance?" "Got a mighty
purty mouth dere, boy."
The Loony: does nothing. Perhaps has the assident power for kicks.
The Narcissis Slamon: too vain to swim upstream to mate. Stays in the ocean
and masterbates. Goes extinct due to lack of procreation.
How's that?
-Oni
"Oh look how cute, a gerbil...OH MY GOD!!!" *blam*
Message no. 2
From: "Steven A. Tinner" <bluewizard@*****.COM>
Subject: Re: New paranormals?
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 13:39:54 -0700
<SNIP wacky paranormals>

> "Oh look how cute, a gerbil...OH MY GOD!!!" *blam*

ROTFLOL!!!
Wait you forgot the poisonous felching serpent!
That'll kill Brian for sure!
Message no. 3
From: David Buehrer <dbuehrer@****.ORG>
Subject: Re: New paranormals?
Date: Fri, 18 Oct 1996 13:42:01 -0600
G.F.BURKE wrote:
|
| So does anyone else have any suggestions? Here's a couple more for you
|serious gamers:
|
| The Inferno Gerbil: Crawls up the victim's rectum, then casts hellblast
|(level whatever).

LOL

|"Oh look how cute, a gerbil...OH MY GOD!!!" *blam*

ROTFLOL

The Gumshoe: Conceals itself among normal shoes. Waits
until it is being worn and its victim is in a remote place,
then binds it and its victim to the ground. After the
victim dies of starvation the Gumshoe leisurely consumes
his decaying body (related to the Loafer which causes it's
victim to fall asleep, after which it eats the victim's
car keys).

-David

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