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Message no. 1
From: chaos@*****.com (Steven Ratkovich)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 01:22:54 -0500 (EST)
>> >> "What do you mean the oranges are orange? They're supposed to be
orange!
>> >> Why do you think they're CALLED oranges?!?"
>> >
>> >But they aren't orange they are green!
>>
>> Shhhh! Don't tell THEM that...:)
>
>But shouldn't they be called greens??
>
But THEY don't know that yet... And Elvis will be upset if HE finds out...
-Hound Dog, Leader of the Utah First Church of Elvis
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# -Bull, aka Chaos, aka Rak, aka Steven Ratkovich #
# chaos@*****.com #
# Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours? #
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"You do more damage out of simple irritation than most
men can do in a towering rage."
-David Eddings, "Demon Lord of Karanda
Message no. 2
From: bluewizard@*****.com (Steven A. Tinner)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 01:30:22 -0500 (EST)
>>> >> "What do you mean the oranges are orange? They're supposed to
be orange!
>>> >> Why do you think they're CALLED oranges?!?"
>>> >
>>> >But they aren't orange they are green!
>>>
>>> Shhhh! Don't tell THEM that...:)
>>
>>But shouldn't they be called greens??
>>
>But THEY don't know that yet... And Elvis will be upset if HE finds out...
> -Hound Dog, Leader of the Utah First Church of Elvis


ARRRGGGHHHH!!!

For the last time will you get off this damn Church of Elvis kick?!?!!?!?!

<sound of autofire weapons being readied>

"C'mon boys Priscilla's running bingo tonite. I say we pay a little visit to
the Sin-O-Gog!"


FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"Oh look! Made in Belgium. . ."
Message no. 3
From: GRANITE <granite@**.net>
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 1996 23:20:51 -0700
Steven Ratkovich wrote:
>
> >> >> "What do you mean the oranges are orange? They're supposed to
be orange!
> >> >> Why do you think they're CALLED oranges?!?"
> >> >
> >> >But they aren't orange they are green!
> >>
> >> Shhhh! Don't tell THEM that...:)
> >
> >But shouldn't they be called greens??
> >
> But THEY don't know that yet... And Elvis will be upset if HE finds out...
> -Hound Dog, Leader of the Utah First Church of Elvis


Ohhh..Right..I almost forgot..THEM..Yea..Right..And HIM who would want to
upset HIM...
--
-------------------------------GRANITE
=================================================================
Lord, Grant Me The Serinity To Accept The Things I Cannot Change,
The Courage To Change The Things I Can,
And The Wisdom To Hide The Bodies Of Those People I Had To Kill
Because They Pissed Me Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ShadowRunner's Serinity Prayer
Message no. 4
From: chaos@*****.com (Steven Ratkovich)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 01:42:28 -0500 (EST)
>Steven Ratkovich wrote:
>>
>> >> >> "What do you mean the oranges are orange? They're
supposed to be
orange!
>> >> >> Why do you think they're CALLED oranges?!?"
>> >> >
>> >> >But they aren't orange they are green!
>> >>
>> >> Shhhh! Don't tell THEM that...:)
>> >
>> >But shouldn't they be called greens??
>> >
>> But THEY don't know that yet... And Elvis will be upset if HE finds out...
>> -Hound Dog, Leader of the Utah First Church of Elvis
>
>
>Ohhh..Right..I almost forgot..THEM..Yea..Right..And HIM who would want to
>upset HIM...
>
Ya know Granite, I just bet all the folks out there just love our SPAM...:)

At least it's not DARK SPAM... <don't ask, please>


#######################################################
# -Bull, aka Chaos, aka Rak, aka Steven Ratkovich #
# chaos@*****.com #
# Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours? #
#######################################################

"You do more damage out of simple irritation than most
men can do in a towering rage."
-David Eddings, "Demon Lord of Karanda
Message no. 5
From: GRANITE <granite@**.net>
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 00:00:50 -0700
Steven Ratkovich wrote:
>
> >Steven Ratkovich wrote:
> >>
> >> >> >> "What do you mean the oranges are orange? They're
supposed to be
> orange!
> >> >> >> Why do you think they're CALLED oranges?!?"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >But they aren't orange they are green!
> >> >>
> >> >> Shhhh! Don't tell THEM that...:)
> >> >
> >> >But shouldn't they be called greens??
> >> >
> >> But THEY don't know that yet... And Elvis will be upset if HE finds out...
> >> -Hound Dog, Leader of the Utah First Church of Elvis
> >
> >
> >Ohhh..Right..I almost forgot..THEM..Yea..Right..And HIM who would want to
> >upset HIM...
> >
> Ya know Granite, I just bet all the folks out there just love our SPAM...:)
>

Well I don't know..There haven't been too many voices in the chorus lately..

> At least it's not DARK SPAM... <don't ask, please>

Oh..It will be..It will be..Evil Grin..
--
-------------------------------GRANITE
=================================================================
Lord, Grant Me The Serinity To Accept The Things I Cannot Change,
The Courage To Change The Things I Can,
And The Wisdom To Hide The Bodies Of Those People I Had To Kill
Because They Pissed Me Off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ShadowRunner's Serinity Prayer
Message no. 6
From: chaos@*****.com (Steven Ratkovich)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 02:25:54 -0500 (EST)
>> Ya know Granite, I just bet all the folks out there just love our SPAM...:)
>>
>
>Well I don't know..There haven't been too many voices in the chorus lately..
>
>> At least it's not DARK SPAM... <don't ask, please>
>
>Oh..It will be..It will be..Evil Grin..


Ya know, Gran, taht Dark SPAM is most degfinately a hoioror entity (maybe
also a snack) called down by the First Church of Elvis...:)


#######################################################
# -Bull, aka Chaos, aka Rak, aka Steven Ratkovich #
# chaos@*****.com #
# Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours? #
#######################################################

"You do more damage out of simple irritation than most
men can do in a towering rage."
-David Eddings, "Demon Lord of Karanda
Message no. 7
From: bluewizard@*****.com (Steven A. Tinner)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 02:31:32 -0500 (EST)
>Ya know, Gran, taht Dark SPAM is most degfinately a hoioror entity (maybe
>also a snack) called down by the First Church of Elvis...:)

DAMMIT! I KNEW IT!

Bubba grabs another box of shotgun shells and heads for the pickup!


FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"Oh look! Made in Belgium. . ."
Message no. 8
From: chaos@*****.com (Steven Ratkovich)
Subject: Re: Oranges (Silly Filler)
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 1996 02:36:29 -0500 (EST)
>>Ya know, Gran, taht Dark SPAM is most degfinately a hoioror entity (maybe
>>also a snack) called down by the First Church of Elvis...:)
>
>DAMMIT! I KNEW IT!
>
>Bubba grabs another box of shotgun shells and heads for the pickup!
>
>
Good luck, Bubba... And watch out for the equally potent Dark Zima...;-)


#######################################################
# -Bull, aka Chaos, aka Rak, aka Steven Ratkovich #
# chaos@*****.com #
# Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours? #
#######################################################

"You do more damage out of simple irritation than most
men can do in a towering rage."
-David Eddings, "Demon Lord of Karanda

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