| From: | Bull <chaos@*****.COM> |
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| Subject: | [OT] Bathroom Break |
| Date: | Wed, 3 Dec 1997 18:17:34 -0500 |
(This is shamelessly stolen for Knights of the Dinner Table #13)
((Loki, Caric, Dvixen, and the others... Pay special attention to this for
GC98))
1. Stick your palm under the stall wall and ask you neighbor for a 20-sider.
2. Say loudly "Uh-oh... I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise and yell "10 XP!"
4. Say "Damn, this water's cold!"
5. Drop a marble and say "Oh, crap! My glass eye! Mey glass eye!"
6. Give a stifled scream and mutter "For the love of God!! I've never
seen THAT color before!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe
into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. SIgh relaxingly. (For added
effect, twitch your feet violently prior to dropping the canteloupe).
8. Working with an accomplice in another stall, pretend you playing a game
of Battleship.
Accomplice 1: B (grunt followed by a splash) 4!
Accomplice 2: Miss
Accomplice 1: B (painful groan - splash) 5!
Accomplice 2: hit!
9. Say "Humus. Reminds me of Humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling "Woah! Take it easy!"
11. Yell out "Save vs. Gas!"
12. Take a few Milk Duds and squish them into a wad of toilet paper. Let
it drop on the floor and kick it into your neighbor's stall. Politely ask
"Whoops, could you please pass that back over please?"
13. Have a conversation with yourself using various voices. "QUit looking
at me!" "Who the hell is looking at you?" "You are!" "No,
he wasn't!"
"Who the hell asked you?" "Hey, don't jump all over me beanhead -- I was
standing up for you!" "Well, he doesn't need your help!"
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with you hand
over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze
the baloon and splatter crem corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame
it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Knock on the stall wall. When the guy next to you asks what you want,
reply "YOu ever played a theif-assasin?" If he answers "Yes." respond
with
"Wow! Tell me about him." If he asnwers "No." respond by telling him
all
about the one you played.
16. Sae as number 15, but this time say "Hey dude, ya gotta come see this!
I swallowed a 4 sider yesterday and..."
17. Pretend you are rolling up a character and comment on the stats you
are getting. (Be sure to roll some dice on the floor so your neighbor can
see them.) "Woo-Hoo! 18 Strength!! This dwarf rocks!!" For an added
touch, reach under the stall wall and ask your neighbor to blow on your
dice for good luck.
18. Take some miniatures and create a diarama on the stall floor (where
your neighbor can see them as well.) ROll some dice and move them about as
if you are playing a miniatures game. (Variant: Have an accomplice set up
his army in a stall on the other side of your neighbor's stall so you can
outflank him on both sides and march into his stall.)
19. Lower a small mirror under the stall wall and adjust it so that you
can see your neighbor's face. Say "Hey! Didn;t you kick my ass in
Civilization last night??"
20. Get a group of friends to occupy all the stall but one. WHen someone
finally occupies the empty stall, pretend you are playing some kind of live
action game, calling out combat actions and results.
--
Bull, aka Steven Ratkovich, aka Rak, aka Chaos, aka a lot of others! :]
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