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Message no. 1
From: David Buehrer <dbuehrer@****.ORG>
Subject: Re: [OT] Eenglish
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 15:10:35 -0700
Drekhead wrote:
|
| On 13 Mar 97 at 21:31, Gurth wrote:
|
| > > (sorry for my english I'm from Poland so be patient).
| >
| > I've seen a lot worse, and from native speakers at that *hides under
| > stairs from Americans* :)
|
| No need to hide, Gurth, your right. It is a shame.

Y'all makin fun uh us bumkins? Yuh bettuh not be, cuz we gots the guns.

:):):):)

-David
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Message no. 2
From: Tim Cooper <tpcooper@***.CSUPOMONA.EDU>
Subject: Re: [OT] Eenglish
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 16:13:59 -0800
On Thu, 13 Mar 1997, David Buehrer wrote:

> Drekhead wrote:
> |
> | On 13 Mar 97 at 21:31, Gurth wrote:
> |
> | > > (sorry for my english I'm from Poland so be patient).
> | >
> | > I've seen a lot worse, and from native speakers at that *hides under
> | > stairs from Americans* :)
> |
> | No need to hide, Gurth, your right. It is a shame.
>
> Y'all makin fun uh us bumkins? Yuh bettuh not be, cuz we gots the guns.
>
> :):):):)
>

Yeah! What he said...

~Tim ("I is a Hi-skoole graguit, and I thinks I learnt me to writ and
spoke gooude Englich")
Message no. 3
From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
Subject: Re: [OT] Eenglish
Date: Thu, 13 Mar 1997 22:23:23 +0000
|Y'all makin fun uh us bumkins? Yuh bettuh not be, cuz we gots the guns.

Speaking of Bumpkins.....
Sorry, but I just heard it, and I've got to tell y'all.....

What goes clip-clop clip-clop shshshshshTHUNK clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop?



Spoiler space.....





















ANSWER: An Ahmish drive by shooting.....
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Message no. 4
From: Droopy <droopy@*******.NB.NET>
Subject: Re: [OT] Eenglish
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 07:55:28 +0000
> From: Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK>
> Subject: Re: [OT] Eenglish

> Sorry, but I just heard it, and I've got to tell y'all.....
>
> What goes clip-clop clip-clop shshshshshTHUNK clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop?
<snip>

Yeah, yeah....what do you call a guy on the side on the road with his
arm up a horse's arse? (to be somewhat polite)

An amish mechanic.

How many West Virginians does it take to eat a deer?

3...one to eat it and two to direct traffic around it.


--Droopy
droopy@**.net

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