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Message no. 1
From: Justin Pinnow <jpinnow@*****.EDU>
Subject: [OT] Happy Fun Ball (Was: Adding to the insanity)
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 16:40:28 -0500
Mike Mulvihill (FASA) wrote:

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> Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!

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Happy Fun Ball may stick to some types of skin.

Justin :)
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Justin Pinnow
jpinnow@*****.edu
Message no. 2
From: Stainless Steel Rat <ratinox@******.GWEEP.NET>
Subject: Re: [OT] Happy Fun Ball (Was: Adding to the insanity)
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 1997 18:12:49 -0500
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>>>>> "JP" == Justin Pinnow <jpinnow@*****.edu> writes:

JP> Happy Fun Ball may stick to some types of skin.
^^^^
You misspelled "certain". Hope this helps:

It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only
$14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid
prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous
speeds.

Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to
rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek
shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special
container and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky
Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical
Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing
substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and
is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Happy Fun Ball:
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

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Rat <ratinox@******.gweep.net> \ When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be
PGP Key: at a key server near you! \ returned to its special container and
\ kept under refrigeration.

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