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From:	Wolfchild nathan.olsen@*******.msus.edu
Subject:	[OT] You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date:	Mon, 19 Jun 2000 09:47:56 -0500 (CDT)

Message no. 1 On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 dbuehrer@******.carl.org wrote:

> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
> You might be a redneck dragon if...

You might be a redneck dragon if...

[CRUNCH!!]

[GULP!]

Hmmmm. Needs ketchup (catsup).

Wolfchild - "Life ain't easy for a troll named Sue."
--
"Quin tu istanc orationem hinc veterem atque|"Let us spend one day as
antiquam amoves?" -Plautus, Miles Gloriosus|deliberately as Nature. . .
--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--*--|and not be thrown off the
"There are nights when the wolves are silent|track by every nutshell and
and only the moon howls." -George Carlin |mosquito's wing that falls on
Wolfchild <nathan.olsen@*******.msus.edu> |the rails." -H.D.Thoreau

From:	Bull bull@***********.com
Subject:	[OT] You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date:	Mon, 19 Jun 2000 19:48:09 -0400

Message no. 2 ...Lofwyr is your Uncle, Borther, Father, AND Son, depending on which line
of breeding you follow :]

Bull

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From:	Ahrain Ahrain-Drigar@**********.com
Subject:	[OT] You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date:	Mon, 19 Jun 2000 23:10:08 -0400

Message no. 3 ----- Original Message -----

> On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 dbuehrer@******.carl.org wrote:
>
> > Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> >
> > You might be a redneck dragon if...
>

You might be a redneck dragon if...

1) The prize piece in your hoard is a BIG silver belt buckle

....with your name engraved on it.

2) you think of "hoard" is being out with the "ladies" last night.

My god, what have I started..... (EVIL GRIN)

Ahrain, official redneck dragon....I have a single wide : P

From:	dbuehrer@****.carl.org dbuehrer@****.carl.org
Subject:	[OT] You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date:	Tue, 20 Jun 2000 07:27:52 -0600

Message no. 4 Bull wrote:
>...Lofwyr is your Uncle, Borther, Father, AND Son, depending on which line
>of breeding you follow :]

...if you are your own grandpa.

Many many years ago, I was two thousand three,
And I was married to a widow as pretty as can be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had scales of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
For my daughter was my mother, for she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it made me sing,
I soon became the father of a baby dragonling.

My little baby thus became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter, who of course was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue,
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too!

Oh, if my wife's my grandmother then I am her grandchild,
And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild.
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw --
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

(Chorus)
I am my own grandpa.
I am my own grandpa.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so --
I am my own grandpa.

To Life,
-Graht
http://www.users.uswest.net/~abaker3
--
"Warm nights, good food, kindred spirits....great life!"

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