| From: | Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU> |
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| Subject: | Powerhouse and Soy Bullets... |
| Date: | Sat, 16 Oct 1993 01:16:09 -0500 |
>>Which constitutes a truly terrifying thought to those poor individuals among us
>>who happen to be ALLERGIC to soybeans, such as myself.
>Does that mean then that if I shoot Doom with my predator II modified to take
>soyabeans instead of normal ammo, I up the damage code ?
I cogitate that there can be but ONE appropos response to this ludicrous
suggestion, and thus...
Carpe Cyprinum!
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[ wet carp noise ]
No, you would NOT elevate the damage code, as soybean bullets are not of
sufficient rigidity to even penetrate basic armor protection. Although, you
would succeed in splattering my clothing with thoroughly-pureed soybean matter,
consequently gaining the added result of fully and unreservedly engendering my
considerable vexation.
Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.
Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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[ Doctor Doom : jch8169@********.tamu.edu ]
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"Retribution qualifies as a Moral Imperative." -- Doctor Doom
