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Message no. 1
From: Erik S Jameson <esj@***.UUG.ARIZONA.EDU>
Subject: 'Roids
Date: Fri, 30 Sep 1994 14:40:06 -0700
No, I don't mean Bioroids, or anyhting like that. I had a particularly
brilliant stroke of ignorance last night as I tried to go to sleep. We
seem to always just assume that the only way for people in 2054 to
increase their muscles is to get Muscle Replacment or Muscle
Augmentation. But hte fact of the matter is that those are pretty darn
expensive. How will the gangers and street trash mulk up?

My answer is this: steroids. Yes, they are bad and mean and nasty and
ugly. Trust me, I know. I lift weights religiously, and I know people
on 'roids, and I've triedd everything shorts of taking 'roids (somehow
the thought of having cancer and being sterile just doens't turn me on).
But I should think that by 2054 _some_ of the negative affects of 'roids
would have ben eliminated. Not to mentionthe fact there is alrady today
and dmillion dollar industry that produces weight gain powders, amino
acids supplements, chromium picolinate, and borderline stuff like
yohimbe (an extract from an african tree root that puts the produciotn of
testosterone into overdrive. Very powerful. I know from experience.).

With all this in mind, what about steroids for shadowrun? I'd really
appreciate any and all comments on this. But please, don't tell us about
how steroids will mess you up. I think we all know enough about this. I
mean hell, I still remember Lyle Alzado being a mere ghost of what he
once was, then dying. Not a pretty memory. But if anyone has anything
productive to say, then bring it on!

Erik
Message no. 2
From: "Robert A. Hayden" <hayden@*******.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU>
Subject: Re: 'Roids
Date: Fri, 30 Sep 1994 19:57:07 -0500
Did anyone else look at this subject line and think it was going to be
about hemroids?

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Message no. 3
From: Chaos Manager <jstawarz@******.GMU.EDU>
Subject: Re: 'Roids
Date: Fri, 30 Sep 1994 21:00:52 -0400
>
> Did anyone else look at this subject line and think it was going to be
> about hemroids?
>

Or Androids??

> ____ Robert A. Hayden <=> hayden@*******.mankato.msus.edu


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Message no. 4
From: "J.D. Falk" <jdfalk@****.CAIS.COM>
Subject: Re: 'Roids
Date: Sat, 1 Oct 1994 01:18:02 -0400
On Fri, 30 Sep 1994, Robert A. Hayden wrote:

> Did anyone else look at this subject line and think it was going to be
> about hemroids?

I used to work at a video rental place, which had a relatively
small but still popular collection of *ahem* adult movies. Most of us
behind the counter had a studiously neutral expression when taking the
garishly boob-o-licious box from a customer and walking to the back of
the store to retreive the appropriate videotape.
Once, though, as I was performing this duty, one of my co-workers
leaned over and whispered "the hemroid movie." Looking down, I noticed
that the title on the box was "Anal Inferno."
It was hard not to laugh.



DISCLAIMER: If a disclaimer is needed for this message, you _really_ need
to learn to relax. But, if you're offended, EMail me and I'll deal with
it as I deem appropriate.
Message no. 5
From: Nathan Viles <viles@*****.ASTRO.NWU.EDU>
Subject: Re: 'Roids
Date: Sat, 1 Oct 1994 03:16:04 -0500
I don't think how bad they are, are the point...
I think the grafted muscles are more effective...

There might be super-steriods... and hell, they have to grow the
muscles somehow.

steriods I think would be kinda of a cross between a beserker drug and
muscle enhancers...

But I think it might be a rent to own type thing, where it would be cheaper
to have the operation...
possibly even a steriod impant...

who knows,

Nathan
Message no. 6
From: Nightfox <DJWA@******.UCC.NAU.EDU>
Subject: Re: 'Roids
Date: Sat, 1 Oct 1994 16:19:02 -0700
>Did anyone else look at this subject line and think it was going to be
>about hemroids?

No we didn't Rob, its just not something we consider very often.


NERPS!!! - For hemroids!!! Its not just for breakfast anymore!!!!

Nightfox

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Message no. 7
From: JOHANNA BURWELL-KALES <burwell@******.EDU>
Subject: Re: Roid's
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 1994 17:43:06 -0700
I thought it was about hemmeroids. But NERPS is not just for
that, I believe that in one of the SR books NERPS is also for syphyllis.
( pardon the spelling if it is wrong )
Message no. 8
From: "J.D. Falk" <jdfalk@****.CAIS.COM>
Subject: Re: Roid's
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 1994 22:43:20 -0400
On Tue, 4 Oct 1994, JOHANNA BURWELL-KALES wrote:

> I thought it was about hemmeroids. But NERPS is not just for
> that, I believe that in one of the SR books NERPS is also for syphyllis.
> ( pardon the spelling if it is wrong )

Quoted (for purposes of discussion) from _Shadowbeat_, all appropriate
disclaimers apply fully:

"NERPS!

NERPS FOR BLISTERS. NERPS FOR HEADACHES. NERPS FOR WARTS. NERPS FOR
SLUGS. NERPS FOR PAINKILLING. NERPS FOR FIREPOWER. NERPS FOR LESIONS.
NERPS FOR THE SOUL. NERPS FOR BEER. NERPS FOR PRESIDENT. NERPS FOR
SKEET SHOOTING. NERPS FOR HYPNOTISING. NERPS FOR SEX. NERPS FOR FOOD.
NERPS FOR FOOTBALL. NERPS FOR A DATE. NERPS FOR A WIFE. NERPS FOR
OLLIE LIPSLIDES. NERPS FOR FLAT TIRES. NERPS FOR PUBERTY. NERPS FOR A
JOKE. NERPS FOR PRIMUS! NERPS FOR ELVES. NERPS FOR ME. NERPS FOR
YOU. NERPS FOR LUNG CANCER. NERPS FOR SHOES. NERPS FOR MEN. NERPS FOR
A TAN. NERPS FOR PERKS. NERPS FOR JERKS. NERPS FOR GAS. NERPS FOR
STYLE. NERPS FOR SWELLING. NERPS FOR MOISTURE. NERPS FOR PMS. NERPS
FOR OOZING. NERPS FOR SCOLIOSIS. NERPS FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE. BUT
MOST IMPORTANTLY, NERPS!

1 OUT OF EVERY 16,000,000,000 DOCTORS SURVEYED RECOMMEND IT!"

--
J.D. Falk <jdfalk@****.com>
NERPS Editor & General Motivator

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