From: | "Ratinac, Rand (NSW)" <RRatinac@*****.REDCROSS.ORG.AU> |
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Subject: | Something about allergies to paper...(was RE: Two handed melee co |
Date: | Wed, 18 Nov 1998 09:28:57 +1000 |
> pedersje@******.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>
> > > but whoever came up with the concept needs a SKttR.
> >
> > While I'm not familiar with the acronym (and am not really much in
> the
> > frame of mind to figure it out)
>
> Swift Kick to the Rear
>
Everyone, please note. This acronym (seeing as how I coined it) has been
altered to SKutR (or scooter) - Swift Kick up the Rear. Seeing as how
I've never thwapped anyone with a carp, I think I'll be a bit more
original - even if it is corny. :)
You have been warned...
> > > *Doc' accidentally impales himself while trying to practise his
> > > 'katana-and-polearm-wielded-with-his-toes' special skill.*
> >
> > Oh, that looks like stings. You want a band-aid?
>
> Band Aid??? It's just a flesh-wound, and he's a Doctor Jim!!!! Let
> 'im fix
> hiz self... ;P
>
Damn, those paper cuts can be deadly.
Hey...here's a thought. Paper is processed wood, right? So what if you
don't process it so much (leave out all the artificial junk) and a
vampire picks up some of that paper and gives himself a paper cut. It's
wood (technically), so does that mean he can't regenerate that paper cut
and may, eventually, bleed to death? :)
Just a thought, although it may not sound like it...;)
> -K (who thought that no one still practiced Big-Toe styles of martial
> arts
> except for his grandfather (MHRIP) ;)
>
The Big-Toe is the most powerful toe on the body - think about it...
*Doc' goes to see his psychiatrist now...*
Doc'
.sig Sauer