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Message no. 1
From: Alfredo B Alves <dghost@****.COM>
Subject: Stay away from Jett's Machette [OT] (Was Taking Women Seriously)
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 1998 03:17:20 -0500
On Sun, 19 Jul 1998 01:15:05 -0400 Jett <zmjett@*********.COM> writes:
>Alfredo B Alves wrote:
<SNIP>
>> An IRC player has a CZ with an obscenely large cyberpenis (well, HAD
...
>> it cut off [well, HAS ... he had a spare]) who looked like an idiot
(the
>> player) because of it ...

>Hey, the guy whipped it out in front of the Johnson AND in front of
>Jett, who happened to have her machete drawn...come on, he was asking
>for it!
>
>--Jett
<SNIP Sig>

<rant>
Yup, and the GM had the Johnson magically removed the penis of another
char because he touched the CZ's knife ... The CZ whips out CyberSchlong
in front of the J and the GM/J does nothing ... I'm just glad he didn't
do anything to you for whacking the CZ's willy ... The part of the "run"
I bothered to stay for (When he deliberately manipulated the J's actions
to get rid of 3 players, that was it ... I left) was laughable ... My
Rolemaster chars never got anything near Half what he said the J's stats
were ... I mean Come on! This is Shadowrun ... Chars, whether PCs or
NPCs, do NOT EVER have stats in the 270+ range nor do they have pet
dragons ... (I assume that was a great form the Johnson had enslaved ...)
... it's obscene ...
</rant>

I feel better now ... :)

D.Ghost (who wishes Jett had said "Cut it out or I'll cut it off" just so
she could put that up on her quotes page [funny stuff btw, Jett :])
(aka Pixel, Tantrum, RuPixel)
"Let he who is without SIN cast the first stone"

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