Message no. 1

From:	"Dark Thought Publications." <JEK5313@*****.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Tac-nukes and other oddities. . .
Date:	Fri, 23 Oct 92 16:52:54 CET

]Hoi Kiddies;
] I plug my brainards into the Matrix(tm) and decide to check my
]mail. What do I find?
]
] 118 mail messages. About 100 from SHADOWRN. I am 558 blocks
]overdrawn. I had over 100 free. Something is wrong...
]

>>>>>[Just 'nother example of how technology can get away from you if you
don't
manage to keep up with the race.]<<<<<
>-Flare

] I am going to conjure up some force 20 Matrix spirits (courtesy of
]my 39 Conjuring skill) and gather my level 12 Initiated Rigger (Or was it
]decker? Whichever is better for breaking into Banshees.) to help me enter
]through an Astral Gateway. Once we have destroyed the evil magic using
]AI's and the Gnat spirits (driving Stonewall Tanks) we will plant nuclear
]bomb power focuses in the CPU's of *EVERYBODY'S* computers and destroy the
]Trace and Burn and Melt and Kill and Annihilate and Level Mountain 5 IC
]that resides there. I'm not quite sure if that will get the optical chips
](Or those of you who insist on posting more mail than Congress could
]mandate! Vote them all out, especially that jerk Metzenbaum or Glenn.)
]though, so I've enlisted the help of Grand Lord Field Marshall of the Army
]Crusher (his friends call him Wes) and have him help me line up some Muon
]Particle Accelerator Cannons (stabilized with more micro gyros than you can
]shake a stick at) at the house of Annette Funicello (Why? Because I hate
]beach parties. Any way, she is the Grand Witch in charge of the Evil
]Geniuses for a Better Tommorrow.). After this whole run is done, I'll

>>>>>[BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!! Mousketeer
role-call, boys and girls]<<<<<
>--Flare
>--Flare <NULLSIG COURTESY OF DOOM>

Dark Thought Publications & Doom Technologies, Inc.
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.

]collect my 427 karma (the GM thought I roleplayed well) and call it a
]night.
]
] Can't some of you guys resolve stuff via private E-mail? I can't
]sit in front of my computer all day and delete stuff. Can you?

>>>>>[The whole point here, laddie, is to throw the ideas out, and have
them
discussed on the floor]<<<<<