| From: | dghost@****.com dghost@****.com |
|---|---|
| Subject: | The Awakened Gourmet (Was: Chips vs. French fries, etc.) |
| Date: | Sat, 27 Feb 1999 16:30:29 -0600 |
writes:
<SNIP>
>Mesquite is a tree that grows in Texas, and, as
>far as I know, Texas is the only place it is indignous (sp). The
>wranglers/herders/cowbows hated them because they grew like rabbits
>breed, and were hard as hell to cut down. Futher more, the cattle
>would spread it by eating the seeds and them passing it through a few
>miles later, so they spread like wild fire. However, one redeeming
>characteristic was the wonderfully lovely flavour that it produced
>when you cook dead hunks of cow over them. The same characteristics
>that made them hard to cut down, made them slow-roast wonderfully.
>Hmmmmmmm....
>
>I wonder what Awakened Mesquite trees cook like...
Awakened Mesquite:
B Q S C I W E R
4+E/E 0x0 0 3 2 6 (1d6) 2xE
INTV: R+2D6
Attacks: (Body)S (Tree Falls on you.)
Powers: Hardened Armor, Fire Immunity
Weaknesses: Vulnerbility (Lumberjacks wearing Suspendies and a Brar)
--
The Wispering Woodsman
"What? Doesn't /everyone/ cut trees will Vindicators?"
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