Message no. 1

From:	the holy Entombed <rasputin@***.UMD.EDU>
Subject:	The Matrix Masoleum...
Date:	Wed, 27 Jul 1994 18:02:03 -0400

On Wed, 27 Jul 1994, Eve Forward wrote:

> We just recently lost our decker (he got "stuck" in the Matrix) and now
> we have his veggie but still-breathing body lying around. We have been
> trying to think of what to do with him. He jsut bought a bar, so we are
> thinking we could have him stuffed and mounted sitting in his office,
> or rig him up with an animatronic system so he can wave to people as they
> come in the bar. I think we should do the decent thing and hook him up
> to life support in case we ever figure out how to get his persona back,
> and in the meantime stick him under a glass-topped bar as a curiosity.
>
> Any other suggestions?


Hey, you know this post has made my day? I don't know why I find this so
funny... I think it's because the idea of propping this guy up like some
Disney dummy to greet folks at his bar seems outrageous to me, and the
tone of this post is not unlike that of the tone taken in a "Dear Abby"
letter.

Not a bad idea. I'd go to your bar to see it. Actually, if it's okay,
I'm going to rip you off and have something similar at the next bar my
group hits for info. What's the decker's name, who currently runs the
place, and what's the name of the bar?


Speaking of Disney, didn't Michael "Money" Eisner do something similar?
He's the kind of guy that would be using old Walt as a breathing magazine
rack in his guest bathroom...



the holy Entombed
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