| From: | dbuehrer@****.org (David Buehrer) |
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| Subject: | Re: Tick .sig |
| Date: | Thu, 22 Feb 1996 13:17:37 -0700 (MST) |
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|"Hey you! Silly sniper persons! You can't kill the Tick with mere
| bullets!!"
| -The Tick
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|"Oh dear! I think I ran over a ninja back there!"
|"Well, keep driving we're late as it is! I mean it's not like we hit a
| collie or anything."
| -From _the Tick_
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I just gotta respond to this .sig
"Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future and it's up to
me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero, to right wrongs and
pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere. You
don't fight destiny, no sir! And you don't eat crackers in the bed of
your future or you get all...scratchy. Hey, I'm narrating
here!"- The Tick pondering his new role as the defender of The City
"I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as
the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes, man! We don't have
time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walking. We're
watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public
service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Not makers of
things! Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich, no
toppings necessary! Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do
you...dig?"- The Tick rambling during a television interview
"You know gang, when you're a superhero, you never know where the day
will take you. You may find yourself halfway around the world in the
shark-infested waters of true-to-life living. Or you may find yourself
going down to the store for a lozenge. You can't know, can you? No!
You gotta ride that wave, You gotta suck that lozenge! Cause if you
don't, who will?"-endnote
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We now resume our regularly scheduled program...
-David
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