From: | Spike <u5a77@*****.CS.KEELE.AC.UK> |
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Subject: | TO ALL W**DCH*CKERS! I fart in you're general direction |
Date: | Tue, 14 Jan 1997 03:26:57 +0000 |
I Can't resist this.... I picked it up in alt.punk.....
THE FART POEM
A fart is a chemical substance.
It comes from a place called bum.
It penetrates through the trousers,
and lands with a musical humm.
To fart, to fart, 'tis no disgrace,
for it gives the body ease.
It warms the blankets on cold winter nights
and suffocates all the fleas.
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