| From: | Shane Courtrille <hardware@*******.DATANET.AB.CA> |
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| Subject: | (Fwd) Top5 - 3/6/97 - N.R.A. Slogans |
| Date: | Fri, 2 Feb 2001 21:41:48 +0000 |
Shadowrun players you'd find this interesting..
<Can I hide under those stairs?>
<*hiding in nuclear bunker*>
*wave* :)
The Top 16 N.R.A. Slogans
16> Fascism -- It Ain't Just for Nazis Anymore
15> Do What We Say and No One Gets Hurt!
14> 1997 Recipient of the Disgruntled Postal Worker Seal Of
Approval
13> Today's NRA -- Still Gun-Ho on America (and now 60% sane!)
12> Second Amendment, College Boy -- Read It and Weep
11> Helping to Reduce the Surplus Population, One Innocent
Bystander at a Time
10> Why Don't Y'all Go Bother the Knife People for a While, Huh?!
9> The NRA: Relieving Feelings of Inadequacy for 125 Years
8> Fer Chrissakes! Watch Where Yer Pointin' That Thing!
7> Every Waiting Period's Gotta End Sometime, You Pussy-Whipped
Liberal Pantywaists
6> When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Kill Someone
5> The NRA: Buying Legislators Today So YOU Can Buy Automatic
Weapons Tomorrow
4> Guns! The *Affordable* Phallic Substitute
3> A Couple Thousand Yokels in Pickup Trucks Can't Be Wrong
2> Uzi Does It!
and the Number 1 N.R.A. Slogan...
1> Who Do You Want to Shoot Today?
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Shane Courtrille - hardware@*******.ab.ca
