Message no. 1

From:	mamos@*****.com (Mike Amos)
Subject:	T-shirt and top ten
Date:	Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:09:44 -0700

I was tryng to come up with T-shirt ideas and hit on the idea of a top ten
list. So being a not very funny person I came up with the following:

Top ten things you never want to hear a Street Samuri say: during a fire
fight (in no order other than the order I came up with them):


1. Psst, you got any ammo I can borrow till we get outta ths fight

2. Hey, why is that clock counting backwards, from 10

3. Um, boss, whats got six legs and looks kinda like a person

4. You didn't tell me to pack enough ammo to take out a dragon on this trip

5. Did he just say his name was Hesteby

6. Oh, I finally figured out where we are. This old map has it labeld as
Chicago

7. I don't know anythng about explosives, but I'm willing to try anything
once
8. What do you mean get my guns out, I didn't bring them this time.

9. This is probably bad time, but I've decided there is more to life than
killing

10. I'm a new kind of samuri, I believe in the power of positive thinking

Please add your own, funnier points