| From: | Rick Jones <rick@******.COM> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | univeral brotherhood week |
| Date: | Fri, 7 Jun 1996 12:38:26 -0500 (CDT) |
aren't going to be used in my game), and I mentioned that the bugs had
even more plusses now. He asked, "howcum they don't take over the world?"
I said, "the other Illuminatti groups won't let them. Everybody hates the
bugs." He said, "like in that song by Tom Lehrer?"
And something shameful was born.
Universal Brotherhood Week
by Rick Jones
(with Apologies to Tom Lehrer and FASA)
Ohhhh, the Cabal hates Humanis
and Humanis hates the Cabal.
To hate all of the rab-ble,
is an old established rule.
But during Universal Brotherhood Week, Univeral Brotherhood Week,
Harlequin and Dunklezhan are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to raise a toast,
to being a future host.
As long as you don't let 'em out the Zone.
Oh, Winternight hates Aztlan,
and Aztlan hates Winternight.
All of the runners fight the good fight.
It's as American as Stuffer Shacks.
But during, Universal Brotherhood Week, Univeral Brotherhood Week,
The Ants'll love the the Roaches 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and feel the urge,
to being a good merge.
You can learn to love it if you try.
Oh, the runners hate the Johnsons
and the Johnsons hate the runners,
and the Dragons hate the Black Lodge,
And EVERYBODY hates the Bugs!
But during, Universal Brotherhood Week, Univeral Brotherhood Week,
Un-iver-sal Har-mo-NIZE with Other-hood Week.
Be nice to critters who,
put Invae into you.
It's only for a a week so have no fear,
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year.
--
Rick Jones Happiness is a canister of nerve gas, a large
rick@******.com satchel, and a good running start.
Meyrick@***.com --Jeff Vogel, Scorched Earth Party
http://www-ece.rice.edu/~rickj/
