| From: | "Fisher, Victor" <Victor-Fisher@******.COM> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Way OT!!!---Atzlan Death Matches?!?!?[Mike Tyson revealed to be |
| Date: | Wed, 2 Jul 1997 15:20:25 -0400 |
> -= David Letterman's Top10 From 6/30/97 =-
>
>__________________________________________________ -= Top Ten Mike Tyson
>Excuses =-
>
>10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
> 9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home
> Videos"
> 8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
> 7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
> 6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that
> he talks like Melanie Griffith
> 5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
> 4. Ears is tasty
> 3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me"
> 2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his a** kicked all over
> the ring"
> 1. He ran out of gum
