| From: | "Like, dude, where's the firefight?" <MURRAYMD@******.BITNET> |
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| Subject: | What is the damage code of a nuke? |
| Date: | Fri, 23 Oct 92 03:36:00 EDT |
I plug my brainards into the Matrix(tm) and decide to check my
mail. What do I find?
118 mail messages. About 100 from SHADOWRN. I am 558 blocks
overdrawn. I had over 100 free. Something is wrong...
I am going to conjure up some force 20 Matrix spirits (courtesy of
my 39 Conjuring skill) and gather my level 12 Initiated Rigger (Or was it
decker? Whichever is better for breaking into Banshees.) to help me enter
through an Astral Gateway. Once we have destroyed the evil magic using
AI's and the Gnat spirits (driving Stonewall Tanks) we will plant nuclear
bomb power focuses in the CPU's of *EVERYBODY'S* computers and destroy the
Trace and Burn and Melt and Kill and Annihilate and Level Mountain 5 IC
that resides there. I'm not quite sure if that will get the optical chips
(Or those of you who insist on posting more mail than Congress could
mandate! Vote them all out, especially that jerk Metzenbaum or Glenn.)
though, so I've enlisted the help of Grand Lord Field Marshall of the Army
Crusher (his friends call him Wes) and have him help me line up some Muon
Particle Accelerator Cannons (stabilized with more micro gyros than you can
shake a stick at) at the house of Annette Funicello (Why? Because I hate
beach parties. Any way, she is the Grand Witch in charge of the Evil
Geniuses for a Better Tommorrow.). After this whole run is done, I'll
collect my 427 karma (the GM thought I roleplayed well) and call it a
night.
Can't some of you guys resolve stuff via private E-mail? I can't
sit in front of my computer all day and delete stuff. Can you?
Go ahead and flame me, I've gotten a lot of practice typing DEL the
past hour.
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* Matt: You shot him!!!! | Matt Murray at the University of Dayton *
* Chris: No I didn't. It | MURRAYMD@******.BITNET *
* was a gunfight. | MURRAYMD@******.OCA.UDAYTON.EDU *
* He forgot his gun.| "Like, Dude, where's the firefight?" *
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* Star Fleet Battles Battletech Shadowrun Space Marine AD&D *
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