Back to the main page

Mailing List Logs for ShadowRN

Message no. 1
From: dbuehrer@******.carl.org dbuehrer@******.carl.org
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 08:11:07 -0600
Ahrain wrote:

>Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*

Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:

You might be a redneck dragon if...

To Life,
-Graht
http://www.users.uswest.net/~abaker3
--
"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday ... and all is well."
Message no. 2
From: Iridios iridios@********.net
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 10:51:29 -0400
dbuehrer@******.carl.org wrote:
>
> Ahrain wrote:
>
> >Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*
>
> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
> You might be a redneck dragon if...

Your horde includes Velvet Elvis paintings and a complete set of
(empty) collectible beer cans.

--
Iridios
--
"There's no such thing as an innocent user" (Dark Avenger, in a
Wired interview)

Visit "The ShadowZone"
http://members.xoom.com/Iridios/ShadowZone

Sig by Kookie Jar 5.97d http://go.to/generalfrenetics/
10:49:44 AM/103:01:03 (1) [no thud]
Message no. 3
From: paulcollins paulcollins@*******.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 00:45:17 +1000
>===== Original Message From dbuehrer@******.carl.org ====>Ahrain wrote:
>
>>Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*
>
>Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
>You might be a redneck dragon if...
>

You consider a Force 20 Mana ball to be a legitimit hunting weapon.

Annachie
Message no. 4
From: NeoJudas neojudas@******************.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 11:01:16 -0500
From: <dbuehrer@******.carl.org>
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...


> Ahrain wrote:
> >Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*
>
> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> You might be a redneck dragon if...

* ... your consider "Pawns" to be southern delicacy.
* ... consider the "Emerald Isle" to be a poor name in exchange for
"Bluegrass Hill".
* ... you automatically thought of Dark Ones as pipe cleaners.
* ... the phrase "Makin' Popcorn" means lightin' a field on fire then
grindin' up a salt lick and churnin' up some butter.
* ... you consider all of the "Immortal Elves" to be "Inbreeding
Accidents."
* ... you consider "the Wild Hunt" a "really good 'coon chase."
* ... you think Jeff Foxworthy and Harlequin might be kissin' cousins.
* ... you find yourself likin' the neighbors because "they is good people
who ain't hurt a soul."
* ... you think "Appalachian Trail" is a really spot to find a good chew.
* ... you use town water towers as spit cans.
* ... a spit polish is a good way to get rid of pests.

... and damn it, I can't even think of any really good ones. Gonna have to
go rent one of the Foxworthy tapes/dvd's now...

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
NeoJudas ("K" to Friends)
"Children of the Kernel: Reborn"
(neojudas@******************.com)
Hoosier Hacker House (http://www.hoosierhackerhouse.com/)
Message no. 5
From: Andrew Murdoch toreador@***.bc.ca
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 10:11:30 -0700 (PDT)
- dbuehrer@******.carl.org <08:11/19-Jun-2000>

> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
> You might be a redneck dragon if...

Instead of a major megacorporation like Saeder-Krupp, your business empire
consists of a pornographic Matrix host.

--
Raven
Sometimes known as Andrew C. Murdoch
toreador@***.bc.ca
http://members.xoom.com/corvisraven
Message no. 6
From: NeoJudas neojudas@******************.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:26:36 -0500
From: "Andrew Murdoch" <toreador@***.bc.ca>
Subject: Re: You might be a redneck dragon if...


> > Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> > You might be a redneck dragon if...
>
> Instead of a major megacorporation like Saeder-Krupp, your business empire
> consists of a pornographic Matrix host.

Hey now, this is a thought. "Playdrake" would be an interest joke site, I'm
sure... ;-)


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
NeoJudas ("K" to Friends)
"Children of the Kernel: Reborn"
(neojudas@******************.com)
Hoosier Hacker House (http://www.hoosierhackerhouse.com/)
Message no. 7
From: acjpenn@******.com acjpenn@******.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:16 -0500
> >Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> >
> >You might be a redneck dragon if...
> >
>
> You consider a Force 20 Mana ball to be a legitimit hunting weapon.

.... and you also have a dragon-sized hunting lodge, complete with a
dragon-sized beer horde.

Tig Da Pig

> Annachie
>
>
>
Message no. 8
From: acjpenn@******.com acjpenn@******.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:39:10 -0500
> Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
> You might be a redneck dragon if...

The corporation you ruthlessly take over specalizes in high-preformance
truck parts.

And that's why you took it over!



Tig da Pig


> To Life,
> -Graht
> http://www.users.uswest.net/~abaker3
> --
> "Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday ... and all is well."
>
>
>
Message no. 9
From: Rat winterhawk@*********.net
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 13:22:24 -0700
> From: "NeoJudas" <neojudas@******************.com>

>
> From: "Andrew Murdoch" <toreador@***.bc.ca>
> Subject: Re: You might be a redneck dragon if...
>
>
> > > Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> > > You might be a redneck dragon if...
> >

Your lair is a doublewide!

> > Instead of a major megacorporation like Saeder-Krupp, your business empire
> > consists of a pornographic Matrix host.
>
> Hey now, this is a thought. "Playdrake" would be an interest joke site,
I'm
> sure... ;-)
>
>

Ooh, it's indeed tempting... ;)

--Rat

=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>=>
Rat - winterhawk@*********.net http://www.magespace.net
Winterhawk's Virtual Magespace - Shadowrun Fiction and More!
DOD#1211 1999 K1200RS - "Dunkelzahn"
"The pickles are staring at me..."
<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<
Message no. 10
From: NeoJudas neojudas@******************.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 16:36:56 -0500
From: "Rat" <winterhawk@*********.net>
Subject: Re: You might be a redneck dragon if...


> > From: "Andrew Murdoch" <toreador@***.bc.ca>
> > Subject: Re: You might be a redneck dragon if...
> > > > Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
> > > > You might be a redneck dragon if...
>
> Your lair is a doublewide!

YES!!! I want this one ... oh gods, this is great ... no, more than great
.. this is absolutely GRAND! I don't know, but I think the birth of this
particular type of draconic NPC may be just around the corner somewhere....


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
NeoJudas ("K" to Friends)
"Children of the Kernel: Reborn"
(neojudas@******************.com)
Hoosier Hacker House (http://www.hoosierhackerhouse.com/)
Message no. 11
From: dbuehrer@******.carl.org dbuehrer@******.carl.org
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2000 11:17:17 -0600
dbuehrer@******.carl.org wrote:
>Ahrain wrote:
>
>>Jeff Foxworthy: *Immages of Redneck Dragon jokes.....shudder*
>
>Time to have some fun :) Finish the following sentence:
>
>You might be a redneck dragon if...

You think a shadowrun is a midnight trip to the poopin gully.






To Life,
-Graht
http://www.users.uswest.net/~abaker3
--
"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday ... and all is well."
Message no. 12
From: Phil Smith phil_urbanhell@*******.com
Subject: You might be a redneck dragon if...
Date: Tue, 20 Jun 2000 17:45:59 GMT
>From: "NeoJudas" <neojudas@******************.com>
>YES!!! I want this one ... oh gods, this is great ... no, more than great
>.. this is absolutely GRAND! I don't know, but I think the birth of this
>particular type of draconic NPC may be just around the corner somewhere....

Okay Simon, usual procedure; I'll pin him down and you sedate him :)>

Phil

These are my principles; if you don't like them I have some others.
-Groucho Marx

________________________________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com

Further Reading

If you enjoyed reading about You might be a redneck dragon if..., you may also be interested in:

Disclaimer

These messages were posted a long time ago on a mailing list far, far away. The copyright to their contents probably lies with the original authors of the individual messages, but since they were published in an electronic forum that anyone could subscribe to, and the logs were available to subscribers and most likely non-subscribers as well, it's felt that re-publishing them here is a kind of public service.

Thwap!