From: | Scott Wheelock iscottw@*****.nb.ca |
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Subject: | "You're sick, Jesse, sick, sick, sick!" |
Date: | Mon, 21 Jun 1999 14:59:35 -0300 |
chorus of a half-remembered song and jingling your credsticks, when a
cranky Fly Spirit loses his already short temper and infects you with a
disease horrifyingly similar to VITAS-3. Having read up on the dangers
of tangling with creatures who can infect you, you hurry home, your
pulse racing, and whip open your copy of Shadowrun: Third Edition.
Finding the "Diseases and Toxins" section on pages 249 and 250, you
read that VITAS-3 has a speed of twelve hours, so you make yourself a
nice stir-fry, watch Channel 9 Bingo (the XXX version), and finish that
cross-stich you've been putting off.
After twelve hours, you feel the disease hit (just like the book
said). Using your abnormally healthy Body of 6, you roll 4 sixes,
getting the damage down to Moderate. Not so bad, you think, and get
into your pajamas, heading for dreamland.
Too bad you didn't read the whole section. Even if you were to roll
absurdly well, and get 6 successes on your healing test, that Moderate
wound would take a minimum of 1 day to heal. But wait, the Fly Spirit
pipes up gleefully, that would mean twelve hours would pass, and the
disease, still being in your system, would require you to make another
Body test, this time at a +4 to the Target Number (that's a ten, the
Fly Spirit giggles). So you do, you get at best another Moderate, and
you have to go through this again in twelve hours (and every twelve
hours you're still infected).
You're dead, Charlie.
Granted, you were kind of a dope not to locate an antidote, or dig up
some magical healing, but still, that's a nasty, nasty disease. If you
can't get the damage down to Light on the first test, you may as well
get going on that last will & testament. Considering the amount of the
world's population today that wouldn't have access to any medical aid,
the kill rate for this would be, IMO, way more than 10% of the world's
population.
I think it's the recurrent damage tests that get me...not to mention
that under these rules, the Neuro-Stun VIII (with a speed of 1 turn)
would kill you rather quick (still in contact with you, keep making
Body tests).
Any thoughts?
-Murder of One