| From: | Darkleaf <LDUNCAN@***> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | (Copy) punishment |
| Date: | Mon, 5 Oct 92 16:38:00 EDT |
twenty people so as to save my sex life. (See the
message near the end.)
Just to make it seem legit, I once had a character
who was stocked with cyberware and in danger of
approaching insanity. I agree that essence should be
regained because the cyberware becomes apart of that
person over time.
Have fun!
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To: @****.TXT
Subject: punishment
From: NCSSM1::NASHM 4-OCT-1992 15:39:40.32
To: @*****:[NASHM.TXT]MAIL.LIS GRIGNONL
CC:
Subj: thppppt!
Just trying to be as annoying as is humanly possible- send it to a friend!
send it to an enemy! send it to your mama! etc. Did you know that sheep don't
have a gag reflex?
-Yossarian
From: NCSSM1::HUBERL "LEE O' DOOM" 4-OCT-1992 10:55:46.19
To: ANDERSONC DERENE SWAMYR HAYNESJ GOODINGF WOODARDE BOBBITTC WALTERM GIRARDINL
NASHM TROTMANC VANDERBLOEME HUNTLEYP VOD CRUSEJ GREGORYA EADESK LANEL MOTTJ
HARVEYM
CC:
Subj: eek! a mouse!
From: NCSSM1::SINGHD 2-OCT-1992 23:08:18.98
To: HIPPSJ OKAMUROT STOENC EASLEYD LOMMELK KIMC BACONM WILLIAMSONN LADAS LEED
CHANGS MCCOYK BARRETTJ LASSITERM CLAYTONM LOCKHARTS SPENCERJ HOLMESM
HAYNESJ HUBERL FARLANDM TARRANTK WILLIAMSJA BEALLA ANDERSONR CRAIGM KENEFICKA
TURNERC KNIGHTG SANDERSJ HEYWARDJ LANEL EADESK
CC:
Subj: THE KILLER TOMATOES RETURNED
From: NCSSM1::SLOCUMD 1-OCT-1992 21:15:27.45
To: BLACKWELLS LENTZR SHELTONA HIPPSJ DOBNERJ LINKP SINGHD OKAMUROT ANDERSONS
PILOTTOA SIEGLED LOWERYT MORGANB MCGREWS AHNC WELDERE LEDFORDH WESLEYE TROTMANC
CLINED RAYBURNB ROBINETTEJ MEEKSJ
CC:
Subj: fuck you all
From: NCSSM1::HIPPSJ "The Center Of The Universe" 1-OCT-1992 15:41:30.67
To: SLOCUMD
CC:
Subj: just wanted to say hi
From: NCSSM1::CHOBOTA 6-SEP-1992 17:30:23.08
To: LOMMELK WORTHENA RAYBURNB LEDFORDH REECEB BULASM HIPPSJ BOONEB
CC:
Subj: Chain letters from hell!
From: NCSSM1::ROBINETTEJ 6-SEP-1992 15:54:30.10
To: SMTP%"fitch@*****.cs.odu.edu" SMTP%"warren@**.odu.edu"
SMTP%"beam@**.odu.edu" PIEKARSKIL LEACHC MCCONOCHIEM MYERLYL CICHETTID WEBSTERM
SMTP%"stsewell@***.ncsu.edu" SMTP%"adhudson@***.ncsu.edu" CHOBOTA
DOBNERJ
REECEB SINGHD WELDERE LEDFORDH WESLEYE CAROTHERSJ TROTMANC MCGREWS SWAMYR
CLINED MCRAEC AHNC CAMPAGNOLAN RAYBURNB MCCRONEC
CC:
Subj: You might enjoy...
I figured some of you may enjoy getting this, though most of you are probably
ready to kill me. Anyway, there's some fun stuff in here. By the way, I'm not
the one who started it around this year.
Jen
From: NCSSM1::MULLICANC 6-SEP-1992 15:39:11.57
To: ROBINETTEJ
CC:
Subj: your turn!!!
From: NCSSM1::MCCONOCHIEM 5-SEP-1992 22:40:06.89
To: OKAMUROT LENTZR MEYERL DRUMD DOBNERJ WEBSTERM KISERK HISER MCCRARYE
MULLICANC PIEKARSKIL ROM BOOTHM
CC:
Subj: this is fun, enjoy. HA HA HA HA!
"IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE LIGHT, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DARK, IF YOU BELIEVE IN
HAPPINESS, IT'S BECAUSE OF UNHAPPINESS, AND IF YOU BELIEVE GOD, THEN YOU
MUST BELIEVE IN THE DEVIL."
FATHER X - exorcist - Church of Notre Dame,
Paris
From: NCSSM1::DOBNERJ 5-SEP-1992 21:21:56.54
To: SCHWARZJ REECEB MORRISONL MCCONOCHIEM CHOBOTA WORTHENA
CC:
Subj:
well, i guess ill keep the letter going too...
wonder how far it will go......?
<insert your favorite triumvirate-bashing derogatory comments here - can't
think of any good ones right now>
well, this is a really good letter... read it all!
ps: current #lines = 775
From: NCSSM1::MCDONALDB 1-MAR-1992 13:13:18.91
To:
CLINED,CLAYTONK,MYERSJB,JAMESJ,ANDERSONC,RADZIWILLN,VOGELBACHERR,NOFFSINGERD,PE
ARCEJ,JONESM,PARKERJ,DAVENPORTB,VOGELBACHERR,LINCOLNA,HAGGINSC,THOMPSONS,CICHET
TID,CICHETTID AND HIS OHIO GIRLFRIEND
CC:
Subj: triumvirate still ruling the world
From: NCSSM1::RADZIWILLN "the vague one" 1-MAR-1992 12:49:37.16
To: @*********.TXT;3 SMTP%"rhodent@******.acs.unc.edu"
CC:
Subj: now its like 830 or so lines
oops, no only 755 lines
i figure chain letters deserve some entertainment...
also, now this letter is being circulated through guilford coll.
va tech, drexel, and a couple other places
neat, huh.
Group MUCUS, #91, saved 12/11 7:06am
Author : Noah C Barger (BARGERN)
Subject : Just when you thought it was safe to read MUCUS...
Date : 10/12 4:21pm
Ever notice how many puppies there are at the pound?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together like that?
Ever seen those signs on the post office that say, "No pets except seeing-eye
dogs." Who are those for?
Why is it that you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway, and why do you
have to pay to get on a freeway?
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
--Thank you. This has been another load of garbage from Arcane.
I have to go now, though. I poured spot-remover on my dog and now he's gone.
Arcane
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From: VIDRINEWE@******.GUILFORD.EDU (Frank Zappa)
Message-Id: <920229224147.11ca@******.GUILFORD.EDU>
Subject: well i sure needed this letter.... this is truly evil.... elizabeth
says hi !!!!
To: J_CARR@**.plymouth.edu, GROTENB@****.MCS.DREXEL.EDU,
RADZIWILLN@****.ncssm.edu, HART@******.math.vt.edu,
Maggot@******.GUILFORD.EDU, MANNINGJ@****.ncssm.edu,
collingwoodc@****.ncssm.edu, simmondsg@****.ncssm.edu,
barrettj@****.ncssm.edu, sewells@****.ncssm.edu,
whittlinl@****.ncssm.edu, welshm@****.ncssm.edu,
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X-Vmsmail-To: @***_AM_I_GLAD TO GET RID OF THIS.....
From: SMTP%"RADZIWILLN@****.ncssm.edu" 29-FEB-1992 11:40:59.72
To: @*********.TXT;3
CC:
Subj: this ones even more annoying. heh heh heh
Date: Sat, 29 Feb 1992 11:41 UT
From: RADZIWILLN@****.ncssm.edu (the vague one)
To: @*********.TXT;3
Subject: this ones even more annoying. heh heh heh
Guess what... this piece of chain mail is now 702 lines!!!!
i think this is now the longest pc of chain mail ever w/in this school -
From: NCSSM1::RADZIWILLN "the vague one" 28-OCT-1991 13:23:31.14
To: MANNINGJ
CC:
Subj: i forgot you on the last mailing, sorry hahahahah
blah
From: NCSSM1::FITCHT "Thespian" 12-DEC-1990 12:09:00.34
To:
WARRENT,JAMESJU,GRIFFIND,BARRETTJ,WITTLINL,MARSCHALLT,APE_MANT,SEWELLS,COLLINGW
OODC
CC:
Subj: life, liberty, and the pursuit of crappiness
From: NCSSM1::SEWELLS "answer cat" 12-DEC-1990 12:12:07.74
To: WARRENT, CAT, BARRETTJ, WITTLINL, JAMESJU, GRIFFIND, MARSCHALLT
CC:
Subj: restricted life, no liberty, and the pursuit of insanity
From: NCSSM1::WARRENT "TAZER ONE" 12-DEC-1990 12:13:44.97
To: JILL,DAVID,TRACY,SEWELLS,LORI,CAT,MCQ,JO,APRIL,JULIE,DENNISE
CC:
Subj: Sickness is not fun.
From: NCSSM1::JAMESJU "HEE HEE . GIGGLE . SMILE" 12-DEC-1990 09:31:27.82
To: @*********
CC: JAMESJU
Subj: have at thee !! (all's fair in love and exams)
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 12-DEC-1990 15:16:13.77
To: @[COLLINGWOODC.STUFF]LIST.DIS
CC:
Subj: Why send this to people who have it already?? - happy exam week guys!!!
From: NCSSM1::TISDALEK 10-DEC-1989 18:27:52.04
To: TIPTOND REUTHERC ASHERN JOHNSONJ RIEDELB BARGERN BUSICKP KINGJ TUCKERT
Subj: merry christmas and happy new year
From: NCSSM1::FULBRIGHTJ "Wandering Abatross" 8-DEC-1989 19:41:30.92
To: KIM CINDY SUSANNAH (YES, I KNOW YOU DON'T CELEBRATE X-MAS) ERIC KIMBER
CALLEN SHU SHUBIE DONALD\
Subj: tis the season for 24 hours in the darkroom.
From: NCSSM1::CATESC 8-DEC-1989 16:55:30.28
To: WHITER,PARSONSM,MILESM,FULBRIGHTJ,EVEYH
Subj: Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
On the first day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Homework due when we get back.
On the second day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the third day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tsts,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Eight bio projects,
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tsts,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Nine hours of reading,
Eight bio projects,
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Ten hard essays,
Nine hours of reading,
Eight bio projects,
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Eleven major tests,
Ten hard essays,
Nine hours of reading,
Eight bio projects,
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my teachers promised me
Twelve compositions,
Eleven major tests,
Ten hard essays,
Nine hours of reading,
Eight bio projects,
Seven chemlab write-ups,
Six cats to dissect,
Five college aps,
Four thousand problems,
Three take home tests,
Two term papers,
And all due when we get back!
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 28-OCT-1991 10:31:39.80
To: MANNINGJ CAMPBELLM BARRETTJ VANDERBOGERT EDSALLJ ROBINETTEJ BEAMK WEBSTERM
SEWELLS WITTLINL CHESTERK PETERSENE SWAMYR WALTERM AND EVERYONE ELSE
CC:
Subj: I love Mexican clothing. Don't ya'll???
From: NCSSM1::MANNINGJ "Flavor Flav" 28-OCT-1991 09:33:18.09
To: @******
CC:
Subj: << this generic subject intentionally left blank >>
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 26-OCT-1991 15:41:38.45
To: ROBINETTEJ SEWELLS MANNINGJ CAMPBELLM VANDERBOGERT EDSALLJ GREENEJ
CC: STANLEYJ SMTP%"fletch@*****.acs.unc.edu" BARRETTJ TARTJ SPALETAJ WEBSTERM
DAVISM WALTERM SWAMYR AND ANYONE ELSE I FORGOT...
Subj: oh God save me! there are vampires all around...
From: NCSSM1::GREENEJ 26-OCT-1991 13:29:50.11
CC:
Subj: Hey, Darwin! Here ya go...
Christopher,
I would watch what I said if I were you...
I have strong connections with the Dark...
I am, after all, a founding member...
Beware, mortals...
Wraith lives...
(><)
From: NCSSM1::LEACHC 25-OCT-1991 16:49:09.54
To: GREENEJ,WOODARDE,BARRETTJ,HENSONW,DAVISM
CC:
Subj: in your face
This is especially to Jeremy because you are an asshole. You suck!!!!!!!!!!!
Wraith is dead. Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! (psychotic laughter)
From: NCSSM1::DALYT 25-OCT-1991 16:31:50.24
To: CROSSWHITES,BARRETTJ,ANDERSONC,VISWANATHANM,RICHM,CHUNGSA,SCHNECKR,LEACHC
CC:
Subj: why me?
this is for sending me this stupid thing and to all the people that I just love
so much to send the very best... a stupid, motherfucking, long chain letter.
Do to Jill's mastery and knowledge I am so over joyed to get this thing. Well
have all the fun you want with this and pass it on like I am doing now! This
should be something to fill up the space on a person's vax mail. Well once
agin I wish you all the fun and excitement that I have gained from this. Have
a Happy Halloween, Merry Christmas, and a Happy Fucking New Year!
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "Lady Myriddin" 23-OCT-1991 23:28:53.73
To: @***_THE_PEOPLE_I_BOTHER_DAILY
CC: BARRETTJ
Subj: krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.....
heh heh heh. jillie+halloween = krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
heh heh heh. do NOT send this to matt. he'll probably get pissed. let's make
this the longest chain letter ever....mail is fun....
myriddin
ps: do you want off my mass-mail list? let me know...
and i'll delete you and you'll never get chain letters from me again...
From: NCSSM1::ANDERSONC 23-OCT-1991 21:41:48.59
To: HENSONW MCDONALDB MYERSB CLINED DALYT BARRETTJ CLOUSEC DERENE
THOMPSONS VOGELBACHERR DAVISM
CC:
Subj: damn chain letter
how the hell did i get this. i hate scott. the triumvirate is awesome.
From: NCSSM1::WEBSTERM 23-OCT-1991 15:45:19.30
To: COLLINGWOODC SEWELLS BARRETTJ BEAMK RAYBURNB PIEKARSKIL EDSALLJ
THOMPSONS MYERSJB CLINED DERENE WELSHM ANDERSONC DAVISM ROBINETTEJ STANLEYJ
AND EVERYONE ELSE...
CC:
Subj: hahahahahahahaahhahaahhahahaha!
Gee, guys. I never knew you could send this many messages at one time,
I'm ecstatic, ex-tatic. This is great. I mean, all you guys are able to read
this. Isn't that wild? Hi everyone. Are we having fun yet?
---VAX Pudge---
From: NCSSM1::THOMPSONS "a friendly VAXmail distributing type person"
23-OCT-1991 19:56:27.50
To: BARRETTJ GREENEJ STANLEYJ EDSALLJ JAMESJ ROBINETTEJ MYERSJB (J'S FIRST)
.. BEAMK DAVISM WEBSTERM PIEKARSKIL RADZIWILLN LINCOLNA HENSONW HUNTLEYP
SEWELLS PATELP COLLINGWOODC MARCELAISM WELSHM PLASKINE PETERSENE KEREKANICHC
SIMMONDSG CLINED DERENE DAVENPORTB ANDERSONC LYERLYW (WHO ELSE HAS A VAX ACCT?.
.) HMM.. WELL THATS A START...
CC:
Subj: share and enjoy.....! <:
hello, all
the chain continues..........
From: NCSSM1::CHMIELEWSKIS "sin(chmielewskis)/piB" 23-OCT-1991 19:25:02.59
To: BARRETTJ
CC:
Subj: a pain in the ass
i truely believe that jill barrett is a demmon of satan she was put on this
earth to make my life a living hell!
i love you jillie
sherika
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "Lady Myriddin" 23-OCT-1991 19:15:11.13
To: BEAMK DAVISM STANLEYJ WEBSTERM PIEKARSKIL PIC_NIC SHERI HENSONW DALYT
WOODARDE HUGHESH MANNGINGJ BRANNONR LINCOLNA CAMPBELLM WIGLEYR WITTLINL KIMW
COCHRANW CROSSWHITES MOTTJ CHESTERK MORCOSA SEWELLS ROBINETTEJ GREENEJ PATELP
SCHNECKR MYERSJB FOXA OBRIEND OH WHO ELSE SHALL I BOTHER NOW?
CC: MANNINGJ SORRY I SPELLED IT WRONG RADZIWILLN CHMIELEWSKIS BARRETTJ
Subj: boy i just love this...
how much longer will it get? to send this chain letter to another person, and
adding stuff like this nifty message, just type "for/ed" and then go from
there.
like matt said "i want this vax to be a fun vax"
heh heh heh.
do not send to matt till the moon rises again.
myriddin
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "Lady Myriddin" 23-OCT-1991 17:11:29.90
To: WITTLINL BEAMK DAVISM ROBINETTEJ STANLEYJ WEBSTERM PIEKARSKIL
CHMIELEWSKIS WIGLEYR CAMPBELLM KIMW SHIELDSM BOBBITTC HENSONW DALYT SCHNECKR
GREENEJ KISERK SMTP%"magidj@*******.cellbio.duke.edu"
CC: SMTP%"marksb@****.ncssm.edu" BARRETTJ
SMTP%"ewtroan%eos.ncsu.edu@******.ncsu.edu"
SMTP%"mgdodds%eos.ncsu.edu@******.ncsu.edu"
SMTP%"adhudson%eos.ncsu.edu@******.ncsu.edu"
Subj: nasty, aren't i?
hi guys...don't send this to welshm till it gets really long....
myriddin
From: NCSSM1::GREENEJ 23-OCT-1991 19:02:08.83
To: BEAMK DAVISM STANLEYJ MIKE PIEKARSKIL NIC BONNIE RYN MIKE JOSH AARON
DAWN SLUG ANNE JAMES KRIS DALYT HENSONW PAM EBEA CHRIS MEEP SELERIX JILL
WIGLEYR KIMW
CC:
Subj: well, i must have some fun some time, mustn't i?
Bonjour, mortals...
engaging in a favored pasttime, i see...
have fun, if you can, and remember:
Beware...
The Wraith lives...
(><)
From: NCSSM1::CROSSWHITES 23-OCT-1991 18:44:06.82
To: BARRETTJ, TSAIK, CHESTERK, KISSLERD, HUGHESH, NEALEJ
CC:
Subj: hee hee hee, I just love being devious!
Just thought that I would participate in such demonic behavior, although we all
know that I am an angel........really I am!
From: NCSSM1::PATELP "piranhas get the most out of every bite... (:"
23-OCT-1991 13:21:07.31
To: WENCH, JILL, JEN, SIMONE, ADAM
CC:
Subj: sorry all, i'm not planning to send these things as a habit...
forgive these small indulgences of jill's humor (:
well, i guess you are all going to be pretty pissed to get this, but that's ok
as long as you just don't send it back! (uh-oh, methinks i'm tempting fate,
huh---but i'm serious. i really don't love these things.)
so enjoy and send all versions back to jill barrett so she can loop them
together, create the chain letter from hell, and send it back to all of you.
thanx for your time.
(behave, children of mine)
penny
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "Lady Myriddin" 22-OCT-1991 23:19:49.93
To: THE_PIRAHNA, WEBBY_DUCK, VAX_SLUT, PIC_NIC, KATE, SHERI, GREENEJ,
SHAWN, LISA, FLETCH OH WHO DID I FORGET?
CC: BEAMK BARRETTJ
Subj: you want a chain letter? i'll give you a chain letter....
heh heh heh, read this one all the way through guys... this one ought to be
good...
myriddin
From: NCSSM1::ROBINETTEJ 22-OCT-1991 19:55:49.97
To: COLLINGWOODC SEWELLS BARRETTJ BEAMK WEBSTERM RAYBURNB PIEKARSKIL
MARCELAISM HEATHK EDSALLJ
CC:
Subj: Here it goes again...
Hey everybody!
Jen
From: NCSSM1::PATELP 23-OCT-1990 09:24:37.55
To: BARRETTJ
CC:
Subj: what's going on? lobsters with syphilis aren't usually your thing...?!
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "auntie!!!" 12-OCT-1990 08:36:30.56
To: PATELP
CC:
Subj: take a peek!
From: NCSSM1::TARTJ 8-OCT-1990 13:16:16.10
To: BARRETTJ
CC:
Subj: conversation
May a lobster with syphilis find your ankles attractive...
--------------------Tunter Hart
From: NCSSM1::PREYERJ "The One And Only Teddybear" 1-NOV-1990 23:07:52.75
To: PREYERJ MARKSB MAGIDJ POOLEL JAMESJU DENNISE FITCHT BARRETTJ WITTLINL
CC: AND ALL THE REST THAT WON'T FIT ON ONE LINE
Subj: life or cheerios: which is better?
From: NCSSM1::RIEDELB 20-NOV-1989 10:45:22.06
To: KIWI LOVEY CINDY PUPPY SAMSON SCARF.LUSTER ZEPHLIN NOAH JONAH
SHREDDER JUJUBEAN NEETO STRENUOUSNESS SLEEPYHEAD
CC:
Subj: a reading, your highness
From: NCSSM1::JAMESJU "HEE HEE . GIGGLE . SMILE" 12-DEC-1990 09:32:07.16
To: @*********
CC: JAMESJU
Subj: have at thee !! (all's fair in love and exams)
From: NCSSM1::TISDALEK 10-DEC-1989 18:27:52.04
To: TIPTOND REUTHERC ASHERN JOHNSONJ RIEDELB BARGERN BUSICKP KINGJ TUCKERT
Subj: merry christmas and happy new year
From: NCSSM1::FULBRIGHTJ "Wandering Abatross" 8-DEC-1989 19:41:30.92
To: KIM CINDY SUSANNAH (YES, I KNOW YOU DON'T CELEBRATE X-MAS) ERIC KIMBER
CALLEN SHU SHUBIE DONALD\
Subj: tis the season for 24 hours in the darkroom.
From: NCSSM1::CATESC 8-DEC-1989 16:55:30.28
To: WHITER,PARSONSM,MILESM,FULBRIGHTJ,EVEYH
Subj: Merry Christmas!!!!!!!
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 17-FEB-1991 13:32:06.72
To: JILL TY TRACY SHAWN WELSHM PETERSENE KEREKANICHC
CC: ME
Subj: what's wrong, Matt? someone else actually know something about the vax?
From: NCSSM1::LINCOLNA "The ---VAX Babe---" 17-FEB-1991 09:29:16.85
To: CAT,MATT,JILL,TY,SHAWN,PETERSENE,GARNERE
CC:
Subj: Hey guys stop sending this to me, and can the profanity Matt!!! :)
From: NCSSM1::WELSHM "The God of SPAM" 16-FEB-1991 23:43:40.32
To: SEWELLS LINCOLNA BARRETTJ MARCELAISM PLAKSINE PERKINST
CC:
Subj: fuck all y'all
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 16-FEB-1991 22:27:42.95
To: WELSHM
CC:
Subj: oops sorry...forgot to send it to you too.
From: NCSSM1::COLLINGWOODC "screams and whispers" 16-FEB-1991 22:23:21.99
To: TY GLENN SHAWN TRACY JILL ED LINCOLNA MARCELAISM KEREKANICHC
CC: ME
Subj: Hi guys...how about a little spice in your life??
Actually, Matt, there's a simpler way of doing it but tends to delete the last
person who sent you the message. What you do is type "ext/noh filename.txt" at
your prompt, get out of mail, edit it with your new message, and send it to
everyone in existence. Isn't this FUN????
Lady Firebird
See Matt,
I understand how to add more stuff to the letter. Just like you asked.
Wow, isn't this exciting. Remember, you can lead a horse to water, adn you can
drown him if you'd like.
T'Cage
From: NCSSM1::BARRETTJ "auntie!" 15-FEB-1991 23:02:18.99
To: CAT,TRACY,TY,FLETCH,ED,DAVISW,SIMMONDSG
CC:
Subj: heh heh heh
From: NCSSM1::WELSHM "The God of SPAM" 15-FEB-1991 22:25:26.83
To: SEWELLS,LINCOLNA,BARRETTJ,MARCELAISM,PLASKINE,PERKINST
CC:
Subj: the first chain letter from matt....
hello all. all you gotta do is write this to a file, (type w (filename) in
mail) and write a new letter and include this one (in the editor, type
the "DO" key...on some it's labeled do, on others it's f4 or something)
and type 'include (filename)') then send it on to other people....
if you're too lazy to do this then after you read this,
type 'for' (meaning forward) to send the same thing on to other people
w/ a new subject......
i just want the vax to be a fun vax!
From: NCSSM1::NOFFSINGERD "D-Nice" 28-FEB-1992 14:17:23.67
To:
JONESMR,MANNINGJ,SHAHM,VANDERBLOEMEN,PEARCEJ,BAKERK,NEWMANC,MAYNORB,CLAYTONK,VO
GELBACHERR,DAVENPORTB,DERENE,MCGREWS,ANDERSONC,BUTLERA,MCDONALDB,JAMESJ,LAUVEJ,
LEAKR,PARKERJ
CC:
Subj: Read this - it gets good at the end
From: NCSSM1::ANDERSONC 27-FEB-1992 21:30:19.03
To: BUTLERA GRIFFITTR BESTR DAVENPORTB WALLACEJ NOFFSINGERD THOMPSONS
CC:
Subj:
Have fun
- Slayer
From: j_carr@**.plymouth.edu (Jason D. Carr)
Message-Id: <9202271847.AA07838@**.plymouth.edu>
Subject: Forwarded mail... (fwd)
To: dcm2@******.unh.edu (chris mackensen)
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 92 13:47:58 EST
Cc: sjensen@*******.reed.edu (stephanie jensen),
theriaca@*****.clarkson.edu (Cindy Theriault),
myersjb@****.ncssm.edu (J. Brandon Myers),
decker@******.etsu.edu (brandon emerson),
clined@****.ncssm.edu (David Cline), c_lavel@**.plymouth.edu,
j_britto@**.plymouth.edu (Jennifer L. Britton),
j_marsh@**.plymouth.edu (Jonathan A. Marshall),
pyr599@**.plymouth.edu (Kimberly DeVoid),
c_irwin@**.plymouth.edu (Craig Irwin),
cufsu749%unha.dnet@** (Pat Carr), dc@******.unh.edu (David Carr),
rob@**.plymouth.edu, mvinciguerra@****.northeastern.edu,
j_hockst@**.plymouth.edu, r_sweet@**.plymouth.edu (Arthur Sweet),
j_herlih@**.plymouth.edu (Jason A. Herlihy),
t_gossel@**.plymouth.edu (Thomas C. Gosselin),
laura@********.ai.mit.edu
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
Forwarded message:
>From p_lawren Thu Feb 27 13:34:42 1992
Subject: Forwarded mail...
To: j_carr (Jason D. Carr)
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 92 13:34:38 EST
Cc: pyr554 (Lois Alexa)
X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
Forwarded message:
>From J_WOOD@****.UNH.EDU Thu Feb 27 12:42:12 1992
Date: Thu, 27 Feb 1992 12:38:43 -0500 (EST)
From: J_WOOD@****.UNH.EDU
Message-Id: <920227123843.2423ad17@****.UNH.EDU>
To: p_lawren@**.plymouth.edu
X-Vmsmail-To: SMTP%"p_lawren@**.plymouth.edu"
From: Endymion.F.Seiler@*********.EDU
Message-Id: <594436@*****.Dartmouth.EDU>
Date: 26 Feb 92 17:04:52 EST
Subject: Have fun with this
To: j_wood@****.unh.edu
--- Forwarded Message from Brian D. Zeman ---
--- Forwarded Message from Rebecca A. Van Hazinga ---
--- Forwarded Message from Elizabeth E. Wilson ---
--- Forwarded Message from Meredith L. Lerner ---
--- Forwarded Message from Sebastian Rodriguez-Boulan ---
--- Forwarded Message from David H. Lee ---
--- Forwarded Message from "Christopher R. Leonard"
<cleonard@*******.Princeton.EDU> ---
>From JTSTEVENS@*******.edu Sat Feb 22 23:35:30 1992
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 1992 23:34 -0500
From: JTSTEVENS@*******.edu
Subject: chris-- it's hilarious, have funiwth it- -jodi
To: cleonard@*******
Message-Id: <F7C32FFA80A20C20@*******>
X-Envelope-To: cleonard@*******.princeton.edu
X-Vms-To: IN%"cleonard@*******.princeton.edu"
Status: RO
From: AMH::JBENT 22-FEB-1992 21:56:33.66
To: WMBLANCHARD, JTSTEVENS, JPHUGHES, BHLILIENTHAL, LLHAYES
CC:
Subj: Sorry, I need all the help I can get....
From: AMH::CJTRUMAN 22-FEB-1992 20:10:05.24
To: JBENT
CC:
Subj: ask alex.
From: AMH::HRMCCABE 22-FEB-1992 15:36:56.76
To: AEMULHOLLAND, EDDATRI, CJTRUMAN
CC:
Subj: sorry
From: AMH::EKWEE 21-FEB-1992 17:21:56.25
To: HRMCCABE TNOSAKO SAWASSERMAN
CC:
Subj: hmmm, well, hope you think this is at least kinda funny... well, if
not,let uh, uh, uh sslim know about it.... hope yall are well -- sorry that
this weak piece of email is what correspondence i can get out -- it's a
weird year.
From: AMH::SSLIM 20-FEB-1992 18:48:53.04
To: KEADELBERGER, EKWEE, PZERMENO
CC:
Subj: this is slightly offensive but...what the heck!
From: AMH::JNEDELSTEIN 20-FEB-1992 13:40:58.70
To: SSLIM
CC:
Subj: Chuckle...
From: AMH::JYPARK 20-FEB-1992 11:35:53.40
To: JNEDELSTEIN
CC:
Subj: spice up your life
From: IN%"jpraught@******.UCSD.EDU" 20-FEB-1992 07:17:18.41
To: jypark@*******.edu
CC:
Subj:
Return-path: <jpraught@******.UCSD.EDU>
-0500
jypark@*******.edu
Date: Thu, 20 Feb 92 01:02:53 PST
From: jpraught@******.UCSD.EDU (KNBR 68 )
To: jypark@*******.edu
Message-id: <9202200902.AA13999@******.UCSD.EDU>
X-Envelope-to: jypark
WITH SEX ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The original has been
worn out from having passed through the hands of so many people. It
had travelled around the world 69 times [Dear Reader: please help
keep
this count current. If this letter falls into your hands after just
completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
count.]
The luck has now been sent to you. You will experience great sex
within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on!
Since the copy must tour the world, you must make twenty copies and
send them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies
to people who need to get laid within 96 hours.
After he passed this letter on, a Montana Spinach Control Officer got
his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine and had the longest series
of ograsms of his life. John Elliot tried to pick up a prositute,
but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by the police instead.
When they searched his home, they found magazines of little boys
which
they showed to his neighbours. In a suburb of Paris, Don Loray's
trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51 days after
failing
to circulate the letter. However, before this happened, a condom
machine gave him three condoms for the price of one. (was this the
consolation prize?)
Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in 1953.
He asked his secretary to make twenty copies and send them out. A
few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making
more than he had every paid her at work. General George Patton,
who sent the letter on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the
street. When he bent down to pick it up, a beautiful woman in a
miniskirt walked by, and he got a great view. His aide, Colonel
Roger Bumswiver, who did not pass on the letter, tried to pick up
a similar object but was fucked up the ass by a desperate gay when
he bent over. Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker, received
the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96 hours.
His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never returned.
Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed twenty copies. A
few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife, who
he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon
for all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not
believing, threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot
coffee in his crotch.
In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied
to her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send
it on, but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with
problems including herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted
in her futile attempts to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The
letter
did not leave her hands in 96 hours. She finally typed the letter
and found a man with a 10-inch penis.
You must distribute at least twenty copies within 96 hours of
receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more
fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
mechanical devices.
Enjoy...
I'm now done!
Jason D. Carr |Merlynn @ ImagEcastle |"It's time to light the
j_carr@**.plymouth.edu |Cailyth @ MicroMuse | candles, It's time to say
English Major |Ravage @ Cyberworld | it write, It's time to
Plymouth State College | | summon satan on the muppet
N.H. | | show tonight..."
hi there
i thought they got rid of this damn thing last year.
