| From: | "Dark Thought Publications." <JEK5313@*****.TAMU.EDU> |
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| Subject: | SHADOWTALK: Gottedammer-whatever. |
| Date: | Thu, 29 Oct 92 06:23:33 CET |
]>Mongoose wrote a little while hence---------
]
]> Just some more ramblings. If people thought it would be bad to have
]>Gottedammerung on the list, (which, mind you, is quite impossible, he is a
dog.
]>(or whatever)) then they better be really scared when we start seeing
]>Crockostimpys here. I myself will run for my life.
]
]>>>>>[First of all, Herr Mongoose, it is Gvtterddmmerung, not
Gottedammerung.
]Secondly, you would do well not to listen to Herr JEW as to its nature, as he
]had never seen him; Gvtterddmmerung is NOT a dog, or a puppy, or whatever, a
]fact which my associates are well aware of. As to his (its) exact nature, if
]you are REALLY curious, I will tell you...but I believe you will understand my
]reluctance to do so, as I have a feeling someone is going to accuse (YES,
]accuse) me of being a powergamer again.]<<<<<
] Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.
>>>>>[Yah. Jew ain't exactly in our best graces, and he knows why. But,
rather than tell you about Gottedammurung-forgive me if I say it wrong, Doom,
but I grew up with Perkins-Athabaskan, and you just CAN'T say that in that-I'll
let him/her/it speak for itself, sort-of. You'll understand.]<<<<<
-Flare
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Reporter: ACS::JDB1145 59 lines 9-FEB-2052 19:11
HOUSTON (AP): Intense lights and loud noises indicative of illusion and
combat magiks were seen and heard atop the Ares America Houston
Building at the time CEO Damien Knight was reported to be arriving
there. Two human figures were seen carried by spirits at different
times away from the scene, and witnesses reported seeing what appeared
to be a wendigo on the scene until the press began arriving. Ares
America spokesmen offered no comment.
DETROIT (AP): Riots began last night at the first showing of the newly
released simsense "Neil the Ork Barbarian Goes Bad." Patrons of the
Simsense Box Office reported leaving the show, to be greeted by the
sight of what appeared to be a real wendigo. The sight alone was
enough to send some patrons into panic, but the trigger to the riot
began when the 'wendigo' appeared to be using influence magik on the
patrons, a common lure tactic used by wendigo upon their victims. Vid
showings of the scene, sent to this station anonymously, showed that
the 'wendigo' was actually a sasquatch, a rare enough sight in Detroit
but a different sort of animal, and the magik actually originated from
a human companion of the sasquatch. Manifestations around the magician
suggested her to be a shaman, under some mammalian totem. Experts
theorize the totem to be either Cat or Coyote, since shamans of both
totems exhibit behaviors and attitudes consistent with those of this
shaman. Michigan's Bureau of Normal-Paranormal Affairs issued a
statement assuring citizens that sasquatch are not inherently dangerous
to humans unless provoked. The Humanis Policlub has declared the
latest riot to be indicative of the 'inherent dangers of normals and
paranormals living in such close proximity,' according to Humanis
Spokesman David Baron. Detroit Police and various security forces have
issued a warrant for the arrest of the unnamed shaman for allegedly
inciting the riot.
DETROIT (AP): In another area of Detroit later last night and
throughout most of the day, the Ares America Detroit Headquarters and
Research Facilities erupted into chaos as a virus wreaked havoc upon
the Grounds Computer System, infecting almost all computer-affected
areas on the grounds, including building operations, security measures,
transportation, maintenance, communications, and sanitation. Ares
deckers were unable to contain the virus, saying that it either eluded
them or dumped them before they had a chance to fully diagnose the
problem. 'It was a fr*gging work of art, man,' said Ares decker Dennis
Miller. 'Every time we got close to it, it'd spot us and either run
off, or it'd pull all kinds of crazy dr*k on us before dumping us off
the system. If I ever meet the crazy dr*kheads who made this thing, I
don't know if I'll punch their lights out or shake their hands.' Ares
maintains that the virus was deliberately planted last night to go off
at 11:30, and run continuously until shut down. The virus shut down as
inexplicably as it appeared, shortly after Damien Knight resurfaced
from his short disappearance the night before. Ares spokesmen again
offered no comments, saying only that they were investigating the
source of the virus. 'We won't give up until we find the sabateur,'
said spokesman Michael Ripley. 'We are going to show that this sort of
chaos will not be tolerated by Ares Macrotech.'
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>>>>>[DOOM!!!! How do I delete this stuff??? I didn't want to download
the entire article. Damn tortoises!!! *@!@#i}
}i 44 %^@#$RF^Gdgts
*ddffhgu57u
Dr2ek! I thi8nk I bBroDke it0!]<<<<<
--Fl9are <Null5sig court69esy o6f DO4OM>
>>>>>[Well, at any rate, the last article is about GD (Gottedammer-thing),
or
what (s)he/it did.]<<<<<
--Flare <Damn/Tortoises!>
