From: | Tim Huie <SPEEDBMP@*******.BITNET> |
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Subject: | Dino Totems |
Date: | Sat, 19 Jun 1993 00:57:33 +0200 |
Turner News Net June 17 2053
New York UCAS
Today marked the death of barney the dinosauar a medi icon for over fifty yea
rs. The cause of death was no releaesed, Mr Barney was admited to the mt. Sini
medical complex following complaints of" a sore tummy and feeling relly bad. "
Rumores had been going around for the past five years regarding Barneys health.
The last known sighting of Barney was in the central park area for a photo op
sponcered by Dino Logic a company the Barney help found in the early part of th
is century. Their product line included a series of CD-ROM Projects and Multi M
edia Programs. Barney was aprocced by some youngsters that where immeadattly hu
stled away by security teams as was Barney. A unconfirmed quote from that time
was " My don't they look good, good enought to eat. "
The funeral services will be held tonight following cremation of the body as
per Mr. Barneys Fianl wishes. Thier are no other know family members in barneys
family.
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