From:	Joe Block <JPB1@******.COM>
Subject:	Thwap Avoidance System
Date:	Tue, 17 Aug 1993 00:10:26 -0400

Tired of just dodging those annoying Thwaps? Get the new Ronco
Counterbattery Supression Thwap kit!

The revolutionary new neural net of nanoprocessors in the CST will not only
detect and dodge incoming Thwaps, but automatically Thwap the sender back!
And, as an added feature, we've reverse engineered the competition's Thwap
dodging headware, and the CST will fire a spread of Thwaps carefully
calculated to cause the Brand X system to dodge directly into your line of
fire!

And wait, there's more! For a limited time, Ronco will allow your a
generous trade-in credit of 10Y for your old Brand X system!

Joe <jpb1@******.com>

ItUs not who we are that holds us back, itUs who we think weUre not. Give
yourself the freedom to imagine great things. People ridiculed Einstein,
Edison, and Da Vinci -- until they were successful. -- Theodore Cook