From:	Stefan Hahn <HAHN@***.EDU>
Subject:	ThwappHappy
Date:	Fri, 1 Oct 1993 16:15:03 -0700

Absolootly! The new Nano-Thwap can be prepared for entry with a DMSO solution,
on the edge of your favorite Monowhip or Katana Weapon Focus 8, or even
Belt-fed! (allow slightly longer for delivery of belts of 1000 or more.)

Coming Soon: Carp Sushi rounds for your Remington Roomsweeper!

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