| From: | The Deb Decker <RJR96326@****.UTULSA.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Aggienst the Groan |
| Date: | Mon, 11 Oct 1993 01:05:53 -0500 |
>American as well. Would you believe Game-Balance-Challenged? Perhaps
>Differing-Interpretation-Empowered?
Maybe he's just stupid. :0
>(I am a carp-er...Roger the Carp-er...I design, build, and sell...)
"What would they make of a carp-er king?"
True...but e'en Cybercarps can get old...although I rather cogitate that the
effects of extensive utilization shall manifest previous to any debilitating
manifestations of old age shall surface.
>>And? No worse than the great ghost dance.
>Ahhh...but for PLAYER CHARACTERS?
The Great Ghost Dance and Revue! (d 'All night we cabaret' P)
>"I decided your character sheet should take the drain, so I gave it the Zippo
> treatment." [ All Munchkins should be required to use Character Sheets
> constructed from flash paper. ]
Or better yet, make them water-soluble. That way the offending Munchkin can
see a real-life 3D depiction of what Drain does to a character.
"This is your Drain."
"This is your Drain after a Calculus exam."
>"Well, I keep in touch with America's youth."
And just where do you keep in touch with America's youth? That's
statutory in many states."
>Yes, I was poking a hole in YOUR blanket statement. (No, I was in yours!)
>Further, why would I blanket a statement already blanketed; it isn't e'en
>Winter yet!
The quilting bee left with the State Fair, guys.
>[ SAFETY TIP: Keep all blanket statements away from open flames as well as
> Liberal Arts Majors ]
What about flaming liberal arts majors? :)
>Of course. Although the reason they remain nameless is due to the fact they
>possess number in their stead! (YOU are Number 6...)
"I am not a number. . .I am a Free Man"
"Six of one, half a doxen of the other."
J Roberson
"I'm not a doctor, but I play one in an RPG."
