From:	"The Great Gonzo `8r) (Ben Granzeau)"
Subject:	What would you do?
Date:	Wed, 13 Oct 1993 03:18:26 CST

Here's the deal. I am going to post a hypothetical situation (though it
actually happened) with hypothetical characters (though they exist) in a
hypothetical environment (though it there).

Okay, we were hired by this guy to kill a local poser gang. All fine
and dandy. One small prob. He wants to see the heads. Okay. We can
handle that. We have had worse... Anyway, we locate one of the members
in a club and make short work of her in the cybered-slam pit. We remove
the head, I jury rig her jacket as a bag to carry the head. We leave.
However, the exit is an elevatorthat goes right out onto the street. No
way back. We step out into themiddle of a pair of cops. I'm standing
there with a bloody jacket with a head in it. He asks "Could we speak
to you two? There have been reports of beheadings in this part of town.
Do you know anything about it? And what's in the jacket?"

What would you do? Another thing was that I was not combat oriented.
The I-broke-down-in-manical-laughter Gonzo

The Not-Quite-So-Great-As-Sir-Launcelot Gonzo `8r) <-Gonzo smiley.
"i used to be so big and strong i used to know my right from wrong i
used to never be afraid i used to be somebody i used have something
inside now just this this whole that's open wide i used to want it
all.... i used to be somebody." -"down in it", nine inch nails