From:	Hobbes Patrol Headquarters <TYGER@****.WINONA.MSUS.EDU>
Subject:	Universal Rules of Shadowrun (And a goof up too!)
Date:	Mon, 18 Oct 1993 20:03:32 -0500

>Our gaming group has been trying to compile some universal (slightly
>satirical) rules of Shadowrun. Our list is very small....
(snip)
> Any additions? :)

How bout:

5: Never let a player play something they saw in a book.

("But's it's only a shapechanger..." -Annonymous muchkin)

6: When the gamemaster runs out of Doritos, the game gets gory.

and finally,

7: Never, no matter how dumb they look, NEVER tell a go-gang that they're
mopeds are whimpy.

-Tyger


PS : The first in the string was 'sposed' to be titled "Soyproducts...",
but the mailer done and did something else... ARGH!

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