From:	Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Illuminati...
Date:	Fri, 22 Oct 1993 14:10:49 -0500

>From The Reverend:

>Guys (and gals), remind me next time to NOT show him my copy of GURPS Prisoner
>(or Illuminati), will ya? He keeps going on about how SJG is really
>"controlled" by the Illuminati. He cites as proof the triangle that is
SJG's
>logo. Gods.... I shouldn't have told him about them.... (according to
>subchapter S, you can't tell the rubes).

>Hmmm.... Gee, next thing you know, he'll be saying that I'M paranoid about it!

Ahhhh...my colleague, The Reverend, is putting forth a feeble attempt to cast
aspersions upon my sanity...he is hardly one to talk.

Due to given The Reverend's predilection for putting forth conspiracy theories,
he has been unceremoniously dubbed "Mother", from the character portrayed by
Dan Akroyd in the film "Sneakers":

"Now, what? Are you saying the CIA STARTED an earthquake?"

"Well, I can't prove it yet..."

There is also his ineptitude when it comes to the pouring of ketchup, a
deficiency for which he cites a conspiracy as the cause, taking note of Heinz's
57 varieties...the number 5 apparently being a very important "power number" to
that group (also babbles on about the 5/7 Correlation--which is fictitious,
thus proving he is not among the ranks of the Ancient Order. It is actually
the--wait, you are not cleared for that!)

A sampling:

"Are you aware that some mysterious man brought the design of the great seal's
reverse side to John Adams and disappeared?"

"...I won't type it directly, just sound out Sea Eye Aye..."

As to Steve Jackson Games being associated with the Order of the Illuminati...

I have been espousing the theory that if the Illuminati does in fact
exist (*evil grin*), then would it not be decidedly ironic for them to use SJG
as a pawn for publishing seemingly innocuous material regarding their
organization.


Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.

Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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