| From: | Doctor Doom <JCH8169@*****.TAMU.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Franchises... |
| Date: | Sat, 23 Oct 1993 16:29:04 -0500 |
>This sounds like something I thought up this summer.
>"*crackle* *hiss* Welcome to VonDoom's. May I take your order?"
>"Yeah, I'd like a large double cheeseburger, extra ketchup and onions, a large
fries, and a small Diet Coke."
>"I'm sorry, but this is VonDoom's. You _will_ have a Hamburger, dry, no
vegatables, a medium fry, and a large Dr. Pepper. And you _will_ like it."
>"Hey! Waitasec!! I don't want that!"
*the speaker turns, and the driver notices a large-caliber weapon inside*
>"On second thought, I'll take it!"
>"Drive up."
And remember out motto at Von Doom's...
"You'll have it MY way."
Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.
Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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