| From: | Timothy Skirvin <tskirvin@********.UNI.UIUC.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Decker from HELL!!! (April Fools Day) |
| Date: | Thu, 31 Mar 1994 23:56:59 -0600 |
that I'd post now and get the message to go out on April Fools Day/Good Fri-
day/Whatever. So, here we go...the Decker from HELL!!!
BOD 3 Combat Pool: 12
STR 2 Hacking Pool: 22 (30)
DEX 7 Task Pool: 4
INT 9 (11) (13)
WIL 5
CHA 3 (7)
ESS 0
MAG 0
REA 10 (18) + D6 (5D6)
Cyber/BioWare
Cerebral Booster Level 2
Encephalon Level 4 (Beta Grade)
I/O SPU Level 4 (Beta Grade)
Data Management SPU (Beta Grade)
C^2 - MPCP (18) (Beta Grade)
Persona (13) (Beta Grade)
Hardening (9) (Beta Grade)
Memory (900MP) (x2) (Beta Grade)
Transfer (250) (Beta Grade)
Response (4) (Beta Grade)
Tailored Pheromones (Cultured)
Datajack Level 4 (Beta Grade)
Datajack Level 4 (Beta Grade)
Math SPU Level 4 (Beta Grade)
Skillwire Plus Level 6 (Beta Grade)
Softlink Level 4 (Beta Grade)
Enhanced Articulation
Total Cost -- 111,102,046 =Y=
Skills
Electronics - Cyberware 2 4
Etiquette - Street 3(7)
Computer - Software (Matrix) 4 6 10
Computer Theory - Software (Matrix) 4 6 10
Etiquette - Matrix 5
Etiquette - Corporate 3(7)
Firearms - Pistols (Viper Slivergun) 3 5 6
Biology - Parazoology 2 4
Physical Sciences 2
Military History 2
Biotech - Cyberware 3 4
Psychology 3
Sociology - History 2 4
Fill in equipment as you want...that's all I've gotten through.
Yes, this character is ludicrous. It's also legal, if you'd let by
someone getting 111 million nuyen (plus equipment) and about 150 karma
(just for a few skills, and to get the intelligence up high enough to
get the MPCP 18...).
Disgusting, isn't it? Perfect for April Fool's Day...I'll wait for a
couple more minutes and send this on its way. Enjoy the stupidity...
----------------------- "Well, you see, they took the Bible literally.
Tim Skirvin Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple...took
(tskirvin@ it word for word. Unfortunately, their
superdec.uni.uiuc.edu) version had a misprint."
----------------------- - Rimmer, Red Dwarf (The Last Day)
