From:	Can I play with madness <MKNABUSCH@******.BITNET>
Subject:	Humor
Date:	Tue, 12 Apr 1994 23:21:55 -0400

In a recent Detroit Free Press (a local newspaper) it was stated
that Barney had now crossed the puddle and gone to the UK. In
exchange for giving them Barney, the Brits have agreed to give us
20 tons of haggis.
(summary)

Astral Humor
Never ever teach your child how to astrally project. The consequences
of such could be disasterous and only appear upon the first outing.
"Are we there yet?"
"We're close."
"I got to go potty."
"There are no pitstops in Astral Space."
"But daaaaaad!"

*grin*

Michael and Phelan
(I'm Michael...the humor impaired one.
He's Phelan...don't ask.)