From:	Loki <jek5313@******.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	(fwd) COBAIN: Top ten headlines
Date:	Fri, 15 Apr 1994 10:17:00 -0500

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From: eldorado@***.fx.net (Eldorado)
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Subject: COBAIN: Top ten headlines
Date: 10 Apr 1994 04:29:06 GMT
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[ Article crossposted from alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d ]
[ Author was Eldorado ]
[ Posted on 10 Apr 1994 04:26:44 GMT ]

Top Ten Headlines for Kurt Cobain's Suicide:


10. Cobain Triggers New Era in Rock Music
9. Rocker is Clear Headed for First Time in Years
8. Kurt Cobain Cites Freddie Prinze as Role Model
7. Buckshot was the Last Thing to go Through Cobain's Mind
6. From Grunge to Sponge
5. Cobain Gets a Load Off his Mind
4. Rocker Discovers New Way to Shoot Up
3. Grunge Icon Dies of Lead Poisoning
2. Cobain Dies from Buckshot Overdose

...and the number one headline for Kurt Cobain's suicide...

KURT COBAIN GIVES SELF TWELVE-GUAGE TONSILECTOMY

Flame somebody else, geek.

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