From:	Doctor Doom <jch8169@*******.TAMU.EDU>
Subject:	Re: Relavancy of 2nd Hand fighters
Date:	Wed, 19 Oct 1994 21:28:04 -0500

Von J.D. Falk, (Self-)Ordained Prophet of the Book of NERPS

> That might make a good NERPS submission, with a little editing.
> Yeah! Submit! SUBMIT TO MY BOOK! Yes! Yes! Put it in NERPS! Put
> EVERYTHING in NERPS! There is NOTHING you can discuss that can't go into
> NERPS! NERPS IS THE ALL-ONE ALL-POWERFUL EVERYTHING BOOK OH YES!

Fade In.

J.D. Falk is seen before a solitary computer terminal in a darkened room,
alternating between madly typing and raving about submissions, NERPS, and
names and telephone numbers of other people who used the stuff.

A cloaked figure enters the room behind Falk and shakes his head sadly.
"Dear me ... another one."

Looking directly at the camera, he admonishes, "Stand back ... and kids,
don't try this at home; I am a professional."

Reaching about, he withdraws a rather perplexed looking carp.

He then holds the bewildered fish aloft and entreats the Heavens,

"Oh Lord, bless this, Thy carp, that with it Thou mayest THWAP
Thy enemies into tiny bits . . . in Thy mercy."

TTTTTTTTTT HH HH WW WW AA PPPPPPP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW AAAA PP PP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP PP || ||
TT HHHHHHHH WW WW WW AA AA PPPPPPP || ||
TT HH HH WW WW WW AAAAAAAA PP || ||
TT HH HH WWWWWWWW AA AA PP
TT HH HH WW WW AA AA PP .. ..

[ wet carp noise ]


Colonel Count von Hohenzollern und von Doom, DMSc, DSc, PhD.

Doom Technologies & Weapon Systems -- Dark Thought Publications
>>> Working on solutions best left in the dark.
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