From:	Todd James Gillespie <toddg@****.ACS.UNT.EDU>
Subject:	Re: npc juice the easy monowhip way!
Date:	Wed, 28 Jun 1995 11:19:20 -0500

On Wed, 28 Jun 1995, Michael Orion Jackson wrote:

> On Wed, 28 Jun 1995, Todd James Gillespie wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 28 Jun 1995, Michael Orion Jackson wrote:
> >
> > > On Wed, 28 Jun 1995, Todd James Gillespie wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Wed, 28 Jun 1995, Martin Steffens wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Todd wrote:
> > > > > some stuff
> > > > > But then Martin Steffens wrote:
> > > > >> more stuff
> > > >
> > > > But then we got bored of that topic.
> > > > So the new one is -
> > > >
> > > > WHAT is the damage modifications to a pc with a monowhip in the tip of
> > > > each finger? (At least they're only on one hand) And what do you do
for
> > > > role-playing difference? This is obviously not going to be a pretty
wound!
> > > >
> > > Burst fire mods for a MONOWHIP? (5 round burst). *Sigh*
> > >
> > > It would make slicing cheese easy, though.
> > >
> >
> > Try making nachos with it, Mike.
> >
> Hey, this could give a whole new meaning to "Who cut the cheese?!"
>
> Yes, folks it's a Monohand! It slices, it dices, it makes thousands of
> Julienne Fries! (Only 99.95 + .27 S&H from Major Opportunity
> Business(MOB inc))

But why stop there, Mike! 5 in the other hand! 2 in each foot! a few
attached to REGIONS THAT EXON WON'T LET US MENTION!!!! add one to
your tongue!! a few more, and NOONE can TOUCH YOU in unarmed combat!!
Because if they do -- then it's really un-armed combat!!



And when you roll over at night in your sleep, you fall through 4 floors.