| From: | "Robert A. Hayden" <hayden@*******.MANKATO.MSUS.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Re: FASAmaniacs |
| Date: | Thu, 29 Jun 1995 00:39:15 -0500 |
> What you shall soon peruse is the dubious fruit of my labors.
> Your commentary would be appreciated -- I grant you the meter is, well,
> problematic, but I should request a modicum of charity for its lesser
> failings.
Charity? From us? From me? Yea, right!
> It's time for FASAmaniacs!
> And we're posting to the max!
> So, set your keyboards in your laps
> You'll type 'til you collapse
> We're FASAmaniacs!
I'd say that we're ShadowManiacs, as some of FASA's other products are,
well, icky.
>
> Come join the Fearless Leader
> And his Dread Executor, too
> They're the ones to admin this Virtual Reality zoo
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
crazy gaming
> They bring their foots down,
^^^^^
carp
> Whenever things come unglued,
> But threads break loose
> Discussion ensues
^^^^^^^^^^
Flaming :-)
> And now you know the mood!
>
> We're FASAmaniacs!
> Hayden is cute and Doom give threads the axe.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This line scans poorly. Hmmm...
> J.D. Falk packs away the FAQs
> While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
> We're FASAmaniacs!
>
> Meet Damion and Gurth, both named "guru" on a lark,
> Cornholio demands t.p.; Doom thwaps him with a carp
> Whistler grumbles incessantly, and then the arguments start
^^^^^^^^^^^
daily :-)
> Oh, no -- FASA's goofed
> Here come the spoofs
> See how the rules can warp!
>
> We're FASAmaniacs!
> We want play-test-ing contracts!
> We're discordant to the max
> There's contention on the facts
> We're FASAman-y
> Totally insane-y
>
> *You'll never be the same-y!
> *(insert gripe book) sure is lame-y!
> *Who's to blame-y?
> *Go ahead and flame me!
> *Our SysOps complain-y!
> *Quickenings AGAIN-Y!
> *The Dark Lords say-y!
>
> FASA-MANIACS
> Those are the FAQs.
Other than that, quite fun :-)
Oh, and *THWAP*, just for being so silly.
Now, can you do one to Don McLean's American Pie?
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