From:	"S.F. Eley" <gt6877c@*****.GATECH.EDU>
Subject:	Invisible Pink Unicorns
Date:	Thu, 14 Sep 1995 21:39:00 -0400

Robert Watkins writes:
> S.F. Eley wrote:
> > (Personally, I believe in Invisible Pink Unicorns, but that's a different
> > story entirely...)
>
> I've always had a problem with this one... how do you know they're pink? A
> friend of mine swears they're really blue.

Your friend is either a blasphemer, or mistaken. He's probably thinking
about Smurfs.


Like most religions, that of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both
logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink. We logically know they
are invisible, because we can't see them.

How can they be invisible and pink at the same time? Because they are
beings of great spiritual power. Too simplistic? Well, that's religion.


I have much, much more I could say about them, but this is about as
off-topic as I dare tread. (Unless of course someone wanted to use
Invisible Pink Unicorns as a totem. Which I DON'T recommend.)


ObSmilie:
>8->


Blessings,

_TNX._

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