From:	"S.F. Eley" <gt6877c@*****.GATECH.EDU>
Subject:	Re: RIP: Orville Reddenbacher
Date:	Fri, 22 Sep 1995 00:39:58 -0400

> Orville Reddenbacher, the pleasantly nerdy man behind the world's
> most popular single brand of popcorn, died yesterday -- I didn't catch his
> age, but he I think he was in his eighties.
> He's leaving his share of the company to his grandson.


Who, no doubt, will become corrupted by power and begin laying the
groundwork for an international popcorn takeover. Once he's achieved
total control of the world's popping corn, he'll expand laterally into
candy bars, Raisinets, and all other areas of the theatre food industry.
Prices for movie snacks will go up even higher. Eventually the company
will merge to become Yokohama-Redenbacher, and with new financial backing,
domination in ALL areas of snack food will become global.

Until 2055, that is, when a Seattle team of shadowrunners is hired to
penetrate their facility and retrieve the secret behind that butter-flavored
grease...


Blessings,

_TNX._

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