From:	bilbo@****.nwlink.com (S. Comstock)
Subject:	Re: The Big D's Will...
Date:	Mon, 16 Sep 1996 20:07:35 -0800

>BTW, for all you posters out there, what doyou think of these VERY odd
>topicfs listed in the Will?
>
>20 million Nuyen to renew the Jiffy Pop patent and start production again...

Eh, I thought he was thinking about the good ol' days of popping popcorn
with his friend, Harlequin?;) Of course, if you are a conspirator, the
popcorn is a magical ward to keep us from getting attacked from the
horrors, but at the same time, gullible towards dragons... Of course you
know Dunkie never died.

>Wishes for people born on Dec 8, 1980 or anyone who can prove they shook
>hands with JFK...

Maybe he knows Duncan MacLeod?

>A wish for someone who saw Mariah Mercurial's country concert (That one
>cracks me up)...

Eh...got me on that one;)

>The photos with the pyramids, dragon (?) skeleton, and Flying Saucer taken
>on Mars...

Well, thanks for telling me what that "dragon skeleton" was, I had no idea...
Maybe some megacorp will have a voyage to Mars or something, then we can find
Elvis and JFK.

>The autographed (by D or Elvis?) picture of Elvis aboard the mothership...

Did you know Elvis was an alien from Alpha Centauri..geesh.

>And any other notes you guys found odd or humourous...:)

I liked his bequeathment of the recipe and patents, etc for those peanut butter
cookies! Now to send my team out to extract Mr. Goldsmith and that recipe for
some prime baking time. I also liked that deal for synthetic flesh for ghouls
in a complete and diverse product line, does that mean apple and cherry flavors?
Yummy in my tummy!

>Order is Illusion! Chaos is Bliss! Got any fours?

I have a couple threes.