From:	bluewizard@*****.com (Steven A. Tinner)
Subject:	Re: Oh Dear, hate mail...:)
Date:	Sat, 21 Sep 1996 22:49:15 -0500 (EST)

>Also, my right arm has been replaced six times, once with a cyber (gee,
>thanks Johnny...). I also think we've had three apartments destroyed now...

No, it's four. You forgot the first one where the pizza guy kicked Johnny's
butt!

>Steve just LOVES to make us replace things...

What can I say? How much would you care if I only destroyed things that
weren't yours?
Which stings more getting shot with a bullet, or losing Marie's wedding ring?
Being stabbed, or watching your son be eaten by a Wyvern?

>Some days, Bull doesn't even want to get out of bed...

Then my plan is working well! Thank you for the complement!
>
>"The kids are drinking what? Neuro stun? and they want more?"

Bull's children decided that Neuro stun had a pleasant aftertaste. Sure it
knocks them out for a while, but think of all the babysitting money you're
saving!

>"Daddy, look at this neat trick. It's Suburban Removal... <sound of wall
>collapsing and Bull fainting>"

Never let a coyote shaman babysit the kids if you even have a HINT they
might be magically active! :-)


FAMOUS LAST WORDS
"You mean it really is a bag full of guns? Cool!"