From:	chaos@*****.com (Steven Ratkovich)
Subject:	Re: Tech toys
Date:	Mon, 23 Sep 1996 02:39:35 -0500 (EST)

>LUCIFERIN SKIN PATCH
>(Bioware)
>Legality: Legal
>Availability: 10-15 days
>Street Index: 1
>
>AD COPY - Using the same chemical process that lets lightning bugs glow, we
>can treat
>your skin allowing you to emit that same pleasant, heatless (no
>thermographic signature)
>light.
>Wether as a fashion statement, or an ever present light source, a Luciferin
>Skin Patch is
>sure to be an "enlightening" asset to your bioware accessories!
>
>>>>>[They should find the Breeder that writes this copy and eviscerate
him!]<<<<
> - King Ad Roc (02:00:00/9-1-52)
>
>NOTES - Palmpatch (10cm sq. anywhere on body) - 10K nuyen, Body cost - .25; One
>limb covered (includes head, buttocks, or chest) - 25K nuyen, Body cost -
>.5; Full Body
>treatment - 50K nuyen, Body cost - 1
>
>(Produces a pale green heatless patch of light. Palmpatch will illuminate an
>are the size
>of a pen light, Limbpatch, like a flashlight, and Bodypatch, a 10m x 10m area.)
>
>>>>>[This is neat, but it's only suitable for brief bursts of light,
rather
>than any useful
>period of illumination.]<<<<
> - Flashbulb (02:05:10/9-1-52)
>>>>>[Who cares that's not what it was made for. Real lightning bugs use
>their lights to
>find a mate! So far, my "strategically placed" Palmpatch hasn't
failed!]<<<<
> - FeralMoans (02:06:57/9-1-52)
>>>>>[I concur.]<<<<
> - Headlights (02:43.01/9-1-52
>
>

>>>>>[Oh boy, just be careful with this stuff. I had a certain
"sensitive"
portion of my abnatomy coated with this stuff for my girlfriend, and invited
her over one night to show her, flipped off the light, and... Well, let's
just say that I had taught my dog to catch glow in the dark frisbees, and he
thought it was play time...]<<<<<
-Dickless in Seattle (02:21:34/09-23-57)


>LYSOSOME ACTIVATION SPRAY TOXIN (L.A.S.T.)
>(Chemical)
>Legality: 1-M3
>Availability: 1-6 months
>Street Index: 3-9 (1D6 + 3)
>
>AD COPY - When a cell in the human body has surpassed its maximum growth it can
>begin to decay. This decay could spread to other healthy cells if left
>unchecked. To
>prevent this, the body activates it's "Self destruct system" - the lysosome!
>Every cell in the metahuman body is full of these nuclear constructs that
>break down
>aged cells into their component structures, so the raw materials can be used
>again. The
>lysosomes are activated by a naturally secreted enzyme which we can now make
>available for all your anti-personnel needs!
>Also available is the counter agent, which is the only effective means of
>preventing
>L.A.S.T. from activating the Lysosomes.
>
>NOTES - L.A.S.T Chemical Grenade - 5,000 nuyen each; L.A.S.T. chemical
>toxin, for
>use with Binder, or Squirt weapons - 3,000 nuyen per dose; Counter Agent -
>2,500 nuyen
>(Lasts in body for 1-6 days)
>
>Treat each dose of L.A.S.T. as a 6 die turn to goo spell.
>
>SHADOWTALK
>>>>>[Awesome! Now I can have my very own Turn to Goo spell in a
can!]<<<<
> - Presto (21:10:25/9-1-52)
>>>>>[Yeah, and without all that nasty drain either!]<<<<
> - Glenda TGW (21:12:31/9-1-52)
>>>>>[I can't believe you two are so casually discussing a weapon so
>hideously cruel, and
>environmentally unsafe that even the UCAS military won't use it! This
>rampant disregard
>for environmental safety is just another example of (2.3 Mps deleted by
>Sysop)]<<<<
> - Treehugger (22:44.11/9-1-52
>>>>>[You ask me, the sooner these granola munching wimps go the way of the
>dinosaur,
>the better!]<<<<
> - Irwin Schwab (23:23:23/9-1-52)
>
>
>>>>>[Oh boy, is this stuff nasty. Puddle-o-metahuman, anyone. Also a
great tool for discarding the bodies, although I'm much more fond of the
chipper shredder.]<<<<<
-Bull (02:24:41/09-23-57)

>>>>>[Oh? And what's that do, Bull?]<<<<<
-Garden Weasel (02:26:11/09-23-57)

>>>>>[<grins> Take 'em out into Lake Erie in a boat, and feed em
into it.
Gives new meaning to the term "chumming"...]<<<<<
-Bull (02:31:33/09-23-57)


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