| From: | Brian W Allison <ballison@*******.WAM.UMD.EDU> |
|---|---|
| Subject: | Re: F******g Moot Point (was: Emag) |
| Date: | Tue, 3 Dec 1996 07:50:34 -0500 |
> [gets his pumpgun ready]
>
> I can't understand why people ...
>
> [loads it]
>
> ... *must* talk about bulldrek for ages ...
>
> [aims]
>
> ... and forget TO WELCOME THE ONE ...
<Buller Barrier: 12.>
>
> [face getting red]
>
> ... WHO PLANS TO MAKE A ...
>
> [*BLAM*]
>
> NEW E-MAG!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
>
> [*BLAM*]
>
> DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE SPECIALISTS IN EVERY
>
> [*BLAM* *BLAM*]
>
> DARN FIELD OF KNOWLEDGE?? DO YOU??
>
> [*BLAM* *BLAM]
>
> AHHH!! I DON'T GET IT! STOP IT!
>
> [*BLAM* *BLAM*]
>
> SUPPORT FRO! HELP HIM! STOP THAT BABBLE!
>
> [*CLICK*]
>
> HU? HU?
>
> [drops pumpgun]
>
> Okay? Please?
*shrugs*
<Decrease Intelligence -4 : 8>
Hm.. that should have been enough.
<Decrease Intelligence -4 : 8>
Ok, now that he's immobile, I think I'll strip him of his gear,
clothing, and weapons, and handcuff him (with STR:14 cuffs) to the nearest
tall and sturdy object. Yea, that flagpole will do!
Brian W. Allison
Computer Scientist Vocalist Would-be Poet Bicycler Scuba Diver
Hacker(0xca) Nerd(79) GenX(21) #include <witticism.h>
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~ballison
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