From:	Drekhead <drekhead@***.NET>
Subject:	[OT]:The 12 Days of Microsoft Christmas
Date:	Thu, 18 Dec 1997 20:41:17 -0500

[Disclaimer: This is provided for humor only. Any idiot who responds
to this thread in an attempt to start an OS war will be summarily
flamed. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.]

Sung to the 12 days of Christmas:

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'

5 EIGHT SIX

4 Sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPF's
and Windows 95 for my PC.

:)

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