From:	Ereskanti <Ereskanti@***.COM>
Subject:	Got Milk ? (REALLY OT)(Re: [OT] Re: Vampires)
Date:	Fri, 1 May 1998 09:59:49 EDT

In a message dated 5/1/98 8:08:14 AM US Eastern Standard Time,
James.Ojaste@**.GC.CA writes:

> Jett wrote:
> >That's right...my 800-lb, cybered-to-hell, tough as nails combat monster
> >troll secretly reads them in bed, under the covers, with a flashlight
> >and a bag of oreos when his teammates aren't looking. ;)
>
> What? No milk? ;-)

Oh geesh, the new "Got Milk" commercial of the SR Era....said CtH Troll is all
set up in bed, has his Oreos, goes to eat a few, then reaches for a drink,
which he forgot to fill, mad dash at Wired speeds (kind of blur him like the
flash) to the frig, which is empty...trashes frig (just to show off those
super-cyber-5000 mods), quickly notes his MAJOR gear is all out to the shop to
be "fixed". Grabs slippers, Oreo bag and a couple of said books.

Makes a terrifying assault while in boxers, bathrobe and slippers upon a Dairy
somewhere nearby (at -those speeds, does distance matter :). All sorts of
neat effects, the books are now throwing 'stars', which don't get damaged by
some unknown force, slippers enable silence, and a single rigger guard sees
this in one of his cameras and suffer's Dump Shock from the sheer image ;P

Later, back at the apartment, beneath his sheets, with his NIGHTglow(tm) stick
going, and a lone cow in a "walk in refrigerator" nearby secured away ... the
troll with a tankard-size glass of frosty milk, looks at the camera ... smiles
one of those "Neat Trollishly Toothie Smiles(tm)" gives a thumbs up and agrees
with the disembodied voice who asks the lone question...

Got Milk???


-K