From:	Jessica Grota <grota@*********.COM>
Subject:	Re: Got Milk ? (REALLY OT)
Date:	Fri, 1 May 1998 15:42:35 -0400

Ereskanti wrote:
>
> In a message dated 5/1/98 8:08:14 AM US Eastern Standard Time,
> James.Ojaste@**.GC.CA writes:
>
> > Jett wrote:
> > >That's right...my 800-lb, cybered-to-hell, tough as nails combat monster
> > >troll secretly reads them in bed, under the covers, with a flashlight
> > >and a bag of oreos when his teammates aren't looking. ;)
> >
> > What? No milk? ;-)
>
> Oh geesh, the new "Got Milk" commercial of the SR Era....said CtH Troll is
all
> set up in bed, has his Oreos, goes to eat a few, then reaches for a drink,
> which he forgot to fill, mad dash at Wired speeds (kind of blur him like the
> flash) to the frig, which is empty...trashes frig (just to show off those
> super-cyber-5000 mods), quickly notes his MAJOR gear is all out to the shop to
> be "fixed". Grabs slippers, Oreo bag and a couple of said books.
>
> Makes a terrifying assault while in boxers, bathrobe and slippers upon a Dairy
> somewhere nearby (at -those speeds, does distance matter :). All sorts of
> neat effects, the books are now throwing 'stars', which don't get damaged by
> some unknown force, slippers enable silence, and a single rigger guard sees
> this in one of his cameras and suffer's Dump Shock from the sheer image ;P
>
> Later, back at the apartment, beneath his sheets, with his NIGHTglow(tm) stick
> going, and a lone cow in a "walk in refrigerator" nearby secured away ...
the
> troll with a tankard-size glass of frosty milk, looks at the camera ... smiles
> one of those "Neat Trollishly Toothie Smiles(tm)" gives a thumbs up and
agrees
> with the disembodied voice who asks the lone question...
>
> Got Milk???
>
> -K



ROFLMCAO! Man oh man, that would be GREAT! Maybe I should draw a pic of
that for my archive, it would be a riot!

--Jett