| From: | Erik Jameson <erikj@****.COM> |
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| Subject: | Re: "Respected Elders Relaxation Resort" was: Re: Sex & the |
| Date: | Fri, 8 May 1998 13:05:15 -0400 |
>>>Hehehe...
>>>Hey, the "Respected Elders Relaxation Resort" is now open for
>>>business, right here in sunny southern California. It's got a nice
>>>view of the beach, doesn't have a lot of nasty smog or traffic and
>>>best of all, it's carp-proof. Even GridSec is welcome, provided they
>>>are at least 25 years of age and have either been on the list at some
>>>point before 1996 (not necessarily continuous) or have been playing SR
>>>since at least SR1.
><snip>
>>BTW, does it have a heated pool, so all my aching joints can relax with
>a nice warm swim. Oh, yeah and a masseuse
Let me just say this in response:
"HELLOOOO NURSE!!"
>Are there free shuttles to and from the airport and the sites? If so,
>sign me up!!
There's shuttle, and it's free, but it's supposed to only go to Home
activities outside the grounds. Slip me a $20 and I might be able to take
you to LAX though...
But everyone, since this is an exclusive resort, has their own private
bungalow and their own golf cart that can take them from neighbor to
neighbor to the activity center or the 36 hole golf course (the perfect way
to ruin a perfectly good walk!).
Erik J.
HelllOOOOO NURSE!!
Resepected Elders Relaxation Resort, President of Operations
and Director of Activities
"Hey, how about a game of first edition using only the Blue Book?"
