| From: | Joshua Bell <joshbell@**********.COM> |
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| Subject: | Top Ten things never to say to a troll |
| Date: | Fri, 8 May 1998 20:29:27 -0400 |
10. Hey! Trog!
9. Hello, would you like to join Humanis?
8. Wanna wrestle?
7. Ewwww.. WORTS!
6. When you go to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
5. A Simsense star is scareier than you pal!
4. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries :>
3. Hows your wife and my kids?
2. Stupid!
And the #1 thing NEVER to say to a troll
1. Yeah right... I'd like to see you fold ME in half!
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