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From: Jessica Grota <grota@*********.COM>
Subject: Re: Top Ten things never to say to a troll
Date: Fri, 8 May 1998 21:21:46 -0400
Joshua Bell wrote:
>
> Yes, the top ten things never to say to a troll!
>
> 10. Hey! Trog!
> 9. Hello, would you like to join Humanis?
> 8. Wanna wrestle?
> 7. Ewwww.. WORTS!
> 6. When you go to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
> 5. A Simsense star is scareier than you pal!
> 4. Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries :>
> 3. Hows your wife and my kids?
> 2. Stupid!
>
> And the #1 thing NEVER to say to a troll
>
> 1. Yeah right... I'd like to see you fold ME in half!
>
> ___________________
> Another Quality Product from Josh Inc.
> -------------------
> "I'm so happy I can hardly contain myself!"
> -Stimpy



I just HAD to say something here! Jett's latest addition to her
vocabulary in Sperethiel is

#-1 "Hey, tusk-face, your mother was a dzoo!"

Sperethiel is Jett's centering skill...however, all she really knows is
swears and insults!

--Jett

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